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I run a bs rp blog and a discord server for the other blogs, so some quotes may be about something that happened there.

Feel free to submit! While I definitely have fave dynamics and headcanons, the only things I will outright ignore & delete are anything about abuse, pedophilia, etc.

If you need me to tag any content warnings just let me know!

Shelly, flicking his nose playfully: "I've never met a princess who wasn't a problem."

Fang: !

Fang: [flusters, laughing and turning away slightly]

Fang (with other assassins standing beside him): I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kind of creature that’s cool, we just don’t want you getting left out

Bibi: I'm home dangerously.

Bull: Stop it.

Bibi: I'm home lethally.

Bibi: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion.

Bull: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin.

Bibi: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations. I've killed three pedestrians.

Bull: You're breaking my heart.

Fang: :)! Thanks, I've been experimenting with backcombing--

Shelly, petting a cat: 🥰 Aren't you sweet?

Chester: That's what she said.

meg: you have to specify though, frost glacier or cold blue? you can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.

Lawrie: "I find you guilty of trespassing, destruction of property, disturbing the peace, and Murder."

Kit: "Murder?!"

Larry: "Oh no, not murder."

Source: over the garden wall

Colette: Is this about my fashion choices?

Piper: *sees Belle trying to bake*

Byron: (looks up and sees a crudely drawn piece of paper saying "gulilbile")

Byron: You spelt gullible wrong.

Mortis: HA YOU FELL FOR IT

Byron: I want a divorce.

Belle: Sam's high

Byron: I don't believe that is relevant-