Incorrect Beetlejuice Quotes

Beetlejuice: It’s gonna take more than that for my fat ass.

Charles: Lydia, Beetlejuice ate a chair.

Beetlejuice: *grinning like an idiot, face and camera pressed against other side of the window*

Juno: Fuck, I'm tired, okay?

Delia, pointing at Lydia: you're gay!

Lydia: Vengeance.

Lydia: Okay, new ultimatum: if any of you play the G-note just to make me freak out, I will bury you, period.

Beej: listen here you little shit-

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Barbara: I will protect this babey with my life and if any of you hurt her, I will end you.

Lydia: That's not even dent-making news. We already know you are. 

Beetlejuice: With a knife.

Lydia: I hate myself.

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