Lydia: Beetlejuice, eat a snickers
Beetlejuice: Why?
Lydia: You aren’t you when you’re hungry
Beetlejuice: It’s gonna take more than that for my fat ass.
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@incorrect-beetlejuice
Lydia: Beetlejuice, eat a snickers
Beetlejuice: Why?
Lydia: You aren’t you when you’re hungry
Beetlejuice: It’s gonna take more than that for my fat ass.

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Lydia: They shouldn't say all you can eat if they don't mean it!
Charles: Lydia, Beetlejuice ate a chair.
Adam: *serenading Barbara on the guitar*
*video camera recording beep goes off just as they’re about to kiss*
Adam: Are you freaking filming us right now?
Beetlejuice: *grinning like an idiot, face and camera pressed against other side of the window*
Lydia: How old is Beetlejuice?
Juno: That is not my information to digress.
Lydia: I think it's disclose?
Juno: Fuck, I'm tired, okay?
Lydia: I'd say I love everyone here, but there's a certain someone here who I hate. Lydia: It's me. Lydia: I'm the certain someone.

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Delia, singing: I feel pretty, oh so pretty and witty
Delia, pointing at Lydia: you're gay!
Barbara: What do you have, Lydia? Beating deep inside of you.
Lydia: Hate.
Barbara: No no no- Like the thing that pumps blood through your body.
Lydia: Rage.
Barbara: Nope- No- it is a vital organ.
Lydia: Vengeance.
Lydia: I’m going to give you all a fair warning: if any of you play the G-note just to make me freak out, I will bury you alive.
Beetlejuice: Joke's on you. I'm dead!
Lydia:
Lydia: Okay, new ultimatum: if any of you play the G-note just to make me freak out, I will bury you, period.
*beej and Lydia about to do something stupid*
Lydia: are you ready?
Beej: Of course I’m ready. Chaos is my middle name.
Lydia: I thought your middle names was Beetlejuice
Beej:
Beej: listen here you little shit-
Just curious, how long does it take for submissions to be posted? I submitted a couple days ago, and I wanted to see how long it would take to get them up. Thanks!
I usually get around to checking submissions every couple days, I'm working on getting some into the queue right now so hopefully you'll see yours soon.

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Lydia: *exists*
Barbara: I will protect this babey with my life and if any of you hurt her, I will end you.
Beetlejuice: Breaking news, turns out I'm a dumbass.
Lydia: That's not even dent-making news. We already know you are.
Lydia: Is there a way to cut ties with toxic people?
Barbara: Go your separate ways.
Delia: Focus on yourself.
Beetlejuice: With a knife.
Beetlejuice: I know I’m not your typical beauty of this day and age, but I like to think that, at some point in history, how I look now was the sexiest of the sexiest back then.
Adam: How much do we love Lydia?
Barbara: Love!
Charles: Love!
Delia: Love!
Lydia: I hate myself.

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Your quotes pulled from irl conversations totally sounds like you’re someone I should be friends with :D -R 🤖
My friends and I are quite chaotic so our conversations can be great places to find quotes. Personally I'd advise against a friendship with me, I'm very interesting to deal with.
Lydia: I don't care what anyone says. Halloween is not just on October 31st. It is the entire month of October, and anyone who tries to tell me otherwise will being waking up each day to a bass-boosted version of "Spooky Scary Skeletons" for the rest of October.