TMA Incorrect Quotes

Michael; Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you can never tell when there going to do something incredibly… Jon, crashing through the ceiling after trying to spy on the conversation. Michael; …stupid.

jon: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? martin: bold of you to assume I was born at all. sasha: I personally was created in a lab. tim: I just straight up spawned lol.

sasha: you lying, cheating, piece of shit! jon: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD sasha: i’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING MARTIN WITH ME tim, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

tim: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] sasha: what's that? tim: remorse code. sasha: I'm even angrier now.

georgie: i'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... and this knife i found

tim: in my defense, I was left unsupervised jon: wasn't sasha with you? sasha: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised

jon: what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? tim: I don't know, love you, talk to you later jon: it's okay, love you too, i'll ask sasha

tim: do you like eminem? jon: i prefer skittles tim: i meant like the rapper jon: why would you eat the wrapper?

tim: which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? martin: y-you were putting it in cold water?? sasha: tim. answer the question tim. tim: yeah? i thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process i didn't realise there was an actual reason. you think i have the patience to boil water?? jon: you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? martin: why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it. jon: do you think i have the patience to boil water on the stove? martin: it takes less than a minute jon: is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun? sasha: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? jon: like seven minutes sasha: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes, less than that if you use a saucepan martin: you're putting the whole mug on the stove??? on medium heat??? is your stove enchanted?? martin: have none of you heard of an electic kettle??

jon: apparently the "bad vibes" i've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

martin: text me when you're home safely! tim: i'm home dangerously. martin: stop it. tim: i'm home lethally. martin: DUDE STOP

tim: i lost jon. martin: how did you LOSE jon?? sasha: to be fair, he's very small.