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I come back from the dead to say one thing
I am 99% sure Hershel is Owen just with a helmet on so we can’t see his face and now he has a pet frog and sells stuff to the freelancer.
They both have the same voice as far as I can tell.
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Owen: I AM OWEN CORLEY!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
Faye: I’m calling the freelancer.
Owen: No-wait
Lucky Jak: Just be casual. Try some light flirting. I’m sure they’ll like that.
Owen: Okay, I’ll try that out.
*later*
Freelancer: Nice job! High five!
Owen: -high fives freelancer-
Owen: -intertwines their fingers-
Freelancer: W-what-
Owen: I am in love with you.
Freelancer: It's kind of cold.
Owen: Well here, take my jacket.
Faye: I'm cold too.
Haluk: Well damn, Faye! I can't control the weather!
Freelancer: Why can’t you just try and see things from my perspective?
Owen: -steals the javelin of dawn-
Freelancer: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
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Matti: Guess What I’m about to get!
Sumner: On my nerves.
Freelancer: I regret giving you that blender.
Owen, drinking his third sandwich: Why?
Marl: Move I’m gay.
Freelancer, finding Owen just wandering the Bastion: Owen?
Owen, internally: Play dumb!
Owen: Who’s Owen?
Owen, internally again: NOT THAT DUMB!
Freelancer: Stop pouting.
Owen: I’m not pouting.
Freelancer: I don’t even need to look at you. I can feel you pouting.
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Freelancer: That’s ridiculous! Owen doesn’t have a crush on me!
Haluk: Yes he does.
Faye: Yes he does.
Matti, Erryl and Sumner: Yes he does.
Lucky Jak: Yes he does.
Tassyn: Yes he does.
Owen: Yes I do.
Sumner: I’m making banana bread, does anyone want some?
Matti: You know Sumner, Erryl always tells us not to monkey around in the kitchen.
Faye: Haluk, where’s your shirt?
Haluk: Can’t spill food in your shirt if you’re not wearing one.
Faye:
Sayrna: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Freelancer: No. It’s like holding a couple grapes.
Commander Vule: I need to speak with you. In private.
Dax: Oooo! Someone’s in trouble!
Dax: That person is me, I don’t know why I said that.
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Freelancer: You are not allowed to fall in love with me.
Owen: That won’t be a problem.
(One week later)
Owen: There is a big problem.
Faye: Owen, tell us about your family.
Owen:
Owen: I... have one.