Alex: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.
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Alex: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.

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Alex: Are you sober?
Lena: No, Aquarius.
Kara: Do I look like Alex to you?
Lena: What?
Kara: Do I look like Alex to you?
Lena: No, not at all.
Kara: Then why are you trying to screw me?
Morgan Edge: Fuck Lena Luthor
Alex: I'm trying!
Alex, sarcastically: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.
Mon-el: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... uh...
Alex: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.

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Kara: What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
Alex: What?
Kara: “Where’s popcorn?”
Alex: *leaves*
Kara: Alex, where are you going? Was that joke too “corny” for you?
Kara: What if lollipops moaned every time you licked them?
Alex: STOP
Alex: STOP
*lena walks in*
Alex: hey lollipops
Kara:
i have to admit, this is 897324923 times better
Kara: What if apples screamed every time we took a bite out of them.
Alex: NO
Alex: *hands Lena a note*
Lena: What is this?
Alex: Your to-do list.
Lena: It just has your name on it.
Alex: Yes.
Kara: What if lollipops moaned every time you licked them?
Alex: STOP

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How were your results? 💖
thanks for asking!
i thought during the test “i will nail it” but appearently i didn’t.
my results aren’t that bad just lower than i expected. so i’m looking at my university options trying to choose a few that would accept me.
(sorry for the messy reply. english is not my native language, i’m trying my best to string a sentence)
Lena: *unbuttoning shirt*
Lena: It’s really hot in here.
Alex: Yes, I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Alex: If you could have anything you wanted for your birthday, what would it be?
Mon-el: I think it would be to be told I was a meaningful and valued member of this team!
Alex: Oh. Well, we got you something else.
Lena: Babe I learned how to read palms
Alex: Really? Read mine.
Lena [takes her hand, focusing for a moment]: oh wow
Alex: What is it?
Lena: It says it belongs on my ass
Alex: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Winn: Yes.
Alex: I was hula hooping. Lena and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Winn: Oh my God.
Alex: I've mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Winn: Why are you telling me this?
Alex: Because no one will ever believe you. [Deletes photos from phone]
Winn: You sick bitch

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Lena: Hey, Alex. Can you come hold me for a minute?
Lena: ...It's for science.
Alex: You know you don't have to make excuses for me to hug you, right?
Alex: Sir! I'm coming with you.
J'onn: Thank you, Alex.
Mon-el: I'm also coming with you.
J'onn: Not necessary.