Asks are always welcome!

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If possible, maybe you could look into nearby vets who will see Ducks, get him checked out more carefully. I know that it's a scary thing, because for as durable as ducks are, they're also very fragile creatures. I really hope Boogie is okay :(

Wishing him a swift recovery and lots of tasty treats!! And hopefully whichever of the ducks attacked him doesn't do it again. Unfortunately despite their brilliance, ducks are impressively stupid(I would know, one of my khakis got into a fistfight with a rooster) at the absolute worst of times.

Also I feel like it’s always khakis getting into bullshit

The khakis give mama heart attacks but they also have decided because they're the eldest, they can do whatever they want. They've formed a cartel. They bullied one of their own, Spud, so bad I had to bring him inside and because the lil man for SOME REASON likes to instigate fight club, he's been inside ever since. He's a happy Spud though. They beat the crap out of Goat and Chippy and gang up on the others. But I've figured out that if I separate a duck from the cartel for a period of time, like keep them in the house, and then put them back with said cartel, let them briefly get their tush kicked, and then tell them Okay. Since They Are Being Jerks To You Now, You Go With The Main Ducks. They don't attack the main flock anymore. This worked with Dewdrop, and with Warrior after he had to spend a month in the house because he decided he was gonna fistfight a giant angry red rooster HGDSGHDSKHGDKS

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If possible, maybe you could look into nearby vets who will see Ducks, get him checked out more carefully. I know that it's a scary thing, because for as durable as ducks are, they're also very fragile creatures. I really hope Boogie is okay :(

Wishing him a swift recovery and lots of tasty treats!! And hopefully whichever of the ducks attacked him doesn't do it again. Unfortunately despite their brilliance, ducks are impressively stupid(I would know, one of my khakis got into a fistfight with a rooster) at the absolute worst of times.

Also I feel like it’s always khakis getting into bullshit

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If possible, maybe you could look into nearby vets who will see Ducks, get him checked out more carefully. I know that it's a scary thing, because for as durable as ducks are, they're also very fragile creatures. I really hope Boogie is okay :(

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

Don’t think boots meant to hurt him but he’s been hunting rats a lot this year and has been less gentle than he was before when he’s excited about small animals

Also one of the vets said he was the cutest animal there that day which is lovely

Don’t think boots meant to hurt him but he’s been hunting rats a lot this year and has been less gentle than he was before when he’s excited about small animals

Also one of the vets said he was the cutest animal there that day which is lovely