Mira

 you ignorant fool

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

This post is legendary.

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

reblog Don’t santa for a drama-free holiday

On this date in 1776, America unfollowed England.

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

i want to die

I’m gonna look back at this on my upcoming birthday and probably cry

Same!!!!

I’m gonna be so disappointed if I don’t see this on my birthday

i-am-groot–groot-i-am

Thank you xD

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever