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Prince Humperdinck: *spits in Rugenâs face* thatâs what I think of you
Count Rugen: *wipes it into his mouth*

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Fezzik: words ending in âieâ always sound adorable
Buttercup, nodding: yeah like cutie, sweetie, cookie
Count Rugen: die
Buttercup: I left instructions for everyone while Iâm gone.
Inigo: Mine just says âInigo noâ
Buttercup: I want you to apply it in every possible situation.
Inigo: I need a favor from you
Count Rugen: whatever could you want from me?
Inigo: can you come to therapy with me? My therapist thinks Iâm inventing enemies
Prince Humperdinck: Iâm straight, you scoundrel!
Westley: name one woman.
Prince Humperdinck: âŚ. Mother Teresa.
Westley: a dead nun. A top ten pick for heterosexual men.

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Fezzik: I sure do love being a straight man
Yellin: $20
Vizzini: $35
Count Rugen: $50
Prince Humperdinck: $150
Fezzik:.. are you bidding on me?
Westley: Whatâs with the handkerchief on the glass door?
Buttercup: Fezzik keeps walking into the glass door so I thought this would help
Inigo: how interesting! A floating handkerch- *walks into the glass door*
Count Rugen, trying to flirt: can I walk you home? My mother always said to follow my dreams
Prince Humperdinck: jokes on you, my mother always said Iâm a nightmare
Prince Humperdinck: whatâs a mob to a king?
Westley: Historically, fatal.
In Defence of Buttercup
Buttercupâs supposed passiveness is the crux of most critiques of The Princess Bride. But Iâd argue that Buttercup acts in her own interests throughout the movie, making moves to secure her own future from her position of powerlessness. For the entirety of the movie barring the first and last scenes, Buttercup is a captive. She has to marry Humperdink in accordance with the law- she has no choice. In this moment we see her at her most passive. Sheâs accepted that he will marry her regardless of her feelings and she seeks her happiness in other places. Then she gets kidnapped. From that moment to the end of the movie Buttercup gets passed back and forth as the trophy everyone fights over. However, she doesnât sit idly by. She attempts to escape Vizzini by jumping overboard into eel infested waters. Thatâs a brave move. She doesnât know who is on the other ship she swims towards. She only hopes they wonât kill her like Vizzini plans to. Her failure doesnât negate the bravery of her actions. Then she defies Wesley before she knows his identity. She tries to kill him by pushing him down the hill. He turns his back for one second and she makes a move against a man who she thinks will likely kill her. She saves Wesley when they exit the forest. Yes, it backfires, but she doesnât know that. From that point on, Buttercup makes deals and argues with Humperdink in an attempt to get out of her betrothal. She uses any argument in her arsenal. It doesnât work because she doesnât know what he has planned for her.
Do you notice a theme? Because as I wrote this I noticed that Buttercup makes moves without context, which is why her escapes never work. She is a character acting without the information to succeed. Thatâs not her fault. Thatâs not passivity. Thatâs plot. The plot actively works against Buttercup freeing herself. So maybe we cut her some slack.
âThe world demands I make good choices on no information, and then blames my maidenhood for my mistakes, as if my maidenhood were responsible for my ignorance. Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I do not like feeling stupid.â
- The Curse of Chalion

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Fezzik (texting Buttercup): sends a voice message
Buttercup(texting back): Iâm a little busy, is it urgent?
Fezzik: No, donât worry, just listen later.
later
Buttercup: presses play
Fezzik (voice message): THEREâS A FIRE-
(Inigo screaming in the background)
Inigo: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Buttercup: Itâs called a hug, Inigo. Iâm hugging you.
Westley: arenât you 5â2?
Vizzini: I self identify as tall.
Fezzik: I wish we could block people in real life
Westly: restraining order
Inigo: Murder.
Vizzini: of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! Iâve been the same height since I was 12!

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Buttercup: are you high?
Inigo: am I what?
Buttercup: high
Inigo: hello
Count Rugen when Humperdinck told him he was marrying Buttercup