CIRCUS OF 2024

i don't really mean this as criticism but every They Might Be Giants song i've ever heard all share this same ultra particular vibe i can only describe as "this sounds like something a programmer started spontaneously singing around the house at like two in the morning because he was trying to annoy his girlfriend's cat"

oh my fucking god

whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!

whoa, who dude?

the dude reading this, dude!

dude, that’s me!

i know, dude!!!

dude!!!

dude!!!

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

this post is a fucking graveyard

they call me the writer the way i stare at my google document and do nothin

it’s even worse since almost all those companies are owned by Disney anyway so like, imagine the reblog chain thing except it’s 1 user with 5 sockpuppet accounts talking to themself for notes

As a person that used to run sockpuppet accounts for like 12 different businesses (over multiple platforms), I can confirm that’s exactly what’s happening

You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)