INCINEMANIA

  ❝        I    WILL    BECOME      A      /    L E G E N D    /     WRITTEN      IN                                                     H   I   S   T   O   R   Y     !                       ❞ 

                               “ that girl’s got problems, man. “

              ramona victoria flowers from bryan lee o’malley’s scott pilgrim series.              rebooted on 8/15/2019.

do you like OUTRAGEOUSLY flirty, persistent, and troubled characters with a lot of issues and no winning in any emotional aspect of their life ( outside of their amazing music careers of course! ) ? then RIOT from JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS is the man for you !

ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ: ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ.

change around as you see fit!

‘ oh brother , this guy STINKS! ‘

‘ my leg! ‘

‘ chocolate? CHOCOLATE! ‘

‘ the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. ‘

‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ‘

‘ fine , i guess you’re gonna miss the … panty raid. ‘

‘ do you smell that? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells … smelly. ‘

‘ don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? ‘

‘ can i be excused for the rest of my life? ‘

‘ goodbye , everyone. i’ll remember you all in therapy! ‘ 

‘ firmly grasp it in your hand. ‘

‘ FIRMLY GRASP IT! ‘

‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘

‘ come on. you know , i wumbo , you wumbo, he / she / me wumbo. wombology , the study of wumbo! it’s first grade , _____! ‘ 

‘ just get outta here you stupid , dumb animal! ‘

‘ we don’t need television. not as long as we have our imagination. ‘

‘ you just can’t wait for me to die , can you? ‘

‘ this is a load of barnacles … ‘

‘ this is not your average , everyday darkness. this is … advanced darkness. ‘

‘ i’m not just ready , i’m ready freddy. ‘

‘ i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ‘

‘ ravioli , ravioli , give me to formuoli. ‘

‘ too bad that didn’t kill me. ‘

‘ well it may be stupid , but it’s also dumb. ‘

‘ quick , _____ , without think: if you could have anything right now what would it be? ‘

‘ we’ve been smeckledorfed! ‘

‘ oh well , i guess i’m not wearing any pants today. ‘

‘ umm , i got it. lets get naked! ‘

‘ a five letter word for happiness … money! ‘

‘ woo! shake it! shake it! yeah! shake that bubble butt! ‘

‘ _____! your genius is showing! “

“ you’re nothing but pure evil! just like newspaper comics! ‘

Yo there! My name’s Tycho and if you’re interested in writing with an eccentric and flamboyantly arrogant Bowser with a penchant for creative insults and shenanigans, please feel free to like or reblog this so we can connect! My Bowser is brash, ambitious, eager, determined, and oh so unapologetic about who he is and what he wants that it’ll definitely make for some interesting threads: silly or serious!