"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and/or whimsical.

I'm impervious to physical damage in a sexual way

there's something so good about a character who hasn't had enough comfort and warmth in their life and now has weird complicated kinda sexual feelings about being treated with actual basic respect and dignity and they feel like an awful gross pervert for it. i like those wires getting crossed

@birbwell