Oh.

Tary: Where will you sleep?

Travis is RPing Fjord’s stunningly low wisdom.

He is as unwise as Yasha is un-charismatic. He is nearly as unwise as Grog was unintelligent. He is exactly as unwise as Scanlan “I make terrible decisions” Shorthalt.

That Fjord hears a plan and goes “yeah, let’s do that!” has way more to do with his 7 Wisdom than with any malicious intent.

It also supports the theory that this poor clueless sailor may have made a pact with an evil sea being totally unintentionally and still not know what’s going on or think it’s a big deal.

anyway dont use any of these theyre not gonna work

bonus reject design

T’challa: 

Writer: “Hey, can I show you my new fantasy world?” 

Editor: “Sure, let me take a look…” 

Writer: “Thanks! I’d love to know what you think.” 

Editor: “Wait, I’m confused. Where’s the habitable zone? It looks like you’ve got lifeforms covering the entire planet.” 

Writer: “Oh right, so this is cool. The idea is that this world actually rotates as it orbits its nearby star, so instead of having a dark side and a light side with a habitable zone in the middle, both sides go through a constant light/dark cycle, making it so the whole planet is a habitable zone! Neat, huh?” 

Editor: “Huh, that’s… an interesting idea. But, it looks like you’ve got animals and cultures in different climates too. How does that work if the whole world is being evenly heated rotisserie-style?” 

Writer: “I’m glad you asked! See, the rotation of this world actually spins on a kind of tilted axis that oscillates back and forth. This makes the heating more even towards the middle, while the top and the bottom have more extreme climate fluctuations.” 

Editor: “I gotta be honest, this whole climate system seems needlessly complicated. Plus, you’ve got populations living thousands of miles inland. Do you realize that keeping everything hydrated would take an impossible amount of irrigation resources?” 

Writer: “Yeah, yeah! I thought of that too! It works because the air on this world is full of invisible dust particles, so when water evaporates there it condensates on the dust and accumulates into these HUGE floating bodies of water, which drift around everywhere and-” 

Editor: “Stop, just stop, OK? Look, using one or two of these ideas could be neat, but nobody’s going to take you seriously if you keep cramming in more and more crazy stuff like this. You need to tone it down a bit.” 

Writer: “…” 

Writer: “So can I tell you about the cool magnetic force field?” 

I think I really miss my family. I think I miss my sisters and my parents. I think I was going to be a clockmaker once.

The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”

But now with Beau, she never sits straight (hehe), she puts her feet on the seat, drinks more than she used to from her cup, moves her arms a lot when she speaks, hell, there is a moment when Caleb’s story is about to be revealed and Marisha breaks character to say “Beau is being genuine” and HER FREAKING VOICE CHANGES.

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Patrick Rothfuss as Kerrek

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