I'm trying, okay?

meows loud as fuck for no reason

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

there is other things too there's zoo tycoon

I have such a low tolerance for bs about green card marriages because I've had more than one in my family and no one gaf bc they're white

My family being 70% recent (as in, within living memory) immigrants to the US puts the whole immigration debate idea into perspective. I don't believe that anti immigration people are anti immigrant 99.9% of the time, they're anti brown and black people.

"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

we need a miffy x domo x 7/11 colab