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Ashen one, where is Greirat?

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[As the world falls down plays in the BG while Patches squats and sips some ale as the madness continues]

A bloke comes back once in a blue moon and this is the welcome he gets?

Ah, hell, wouldn’t have it any other way! Nyeheheheh...

yellowfingcr

“Creighton! Not Patches! Don’t!”

imtrustypatches

“What crawled up your bum, sweeting? I’m a catch!”

patches’ gossiping destroys a man

#ooc #adsfgh

lockawayknight

"Bruv did you really f uck the tree pope?"

“Better watch your next words carefully prick or I’ll fuck you next.

“…

“Wait wait tha’ came out wroNG NO WAIT—”

imtrustypatches

#he doesn't need words does he adsfg

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rohantohu

#smuggest bastard around

occasionallydiverting

funniest moment of Elden Ring so far was definitely summoning Patches for a boss fight only to have him force-disconnect the moment the fighting started

#elden ring #can't wait to see this happen for myself adsfg

higgsbison

he can have little a deadly trap, as a treat & enrichment

#elden ring #this is the best fanart for elden ring patches yet adfsgd

“Sounds like we ‘ave a couple of cowards in our midst.”

#dash comm #ic #: )c

rohantohu

still fucking up bloodborne lore

#hhhhh #so good #spider cw

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i do find this lore tidbit really interesting. and what is his research....studying amygdalla?? hmhmhm

#luv him tho #and i still cackle that the other spiders have his face but have that horrible bowl cut #ooc

molluscock-deactivated20220220

Patches lore, anyone?

#this deleted lore is so interesting tho but adsgdg #spider cw

//Hi there! Been a while eh? Surprised to see you on my dash, but it's the good kind. Makes me realise how most dark souls blogs I follow have been silent for years though. Makes me all nostalgic, lol. All is well I hope?

aw hello! There's still a handful of active dark souls and bloodborne blogs I interact with that are still around! I'm mostly on my Pate-centric blog these days at @hithernthither but I have felt the good 'ol Trusty Patches muse coming back and felt like popping in. I'm doing good! Glad you're happy to see Patches around again heheh

#ooc

katyahina

This is people who simp for Patches (FromSoftware) :

#100%

lefrustemangaka

Patches shows up in elden ring but he’s wearing a fake mustache and he’s like “what? I’m not patches I’m pahtches, it’s spelled different!” I’m going to make it happen

Chameleon spell got nothing on Patches' disguise.

#yes

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[Waggles brows]

#dash comm #adsfddg #ic #((ok i did it there)#art by rohantohu

balamist

#this is so good aaa #love patches/lapp

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