Incipient

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

due to not wanting to. I will not be

enemies to friends to lovers, 67k, ghost au

She sounds like a delight

before i die i want to see the northern lights preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. if yr my soulmate pls start the itinerary

i was at a grocery store in germany today to get some food and theres a group of american kids by the meat looking at pork schnitzel and i hear one kid say “i didnt know schnitzel was a real food. i thought the movie hoodwinked made it up” and i think that has to be the worst thing ive ever heard in my life

as a guy this shouldn’t be funny but goddamn 😂😂😂