if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT

THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

why are people comparing Team Mayo winning the Splatfest to the fuckin Electoral College 

Heres how Team Ketchup can still win

guy who invented lemons: man i wish lemonade came in orbs

I’m going to the bathroom you guys need anything

air freshener and soap dispenser

*just fucking tears the soap dispenser out that’s built into the sink counter like it’s nothing*

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

“Buenos dias mortal”

Thank you sincerely for this high quality advertisement

u kno wat fuck college

Imma still go tho imma still go