ImSorryScotty

Hi guys

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

Yknow, after seeing Project Hail Mary I was fully expecting this website to be all over shipping Grace and Rocky, so to instead find that everyone has agreed that Grace is an aroace icon and he and Rocky are platonic soulmates is a real fun change of pace that is still oh so very tumblr

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

My proposition for dispatch ships

if Robert hadn't been drunk, concussed, recently woken from a coma and coming down from a stressful press conference, I think his banter with Flambae in Crypto Night would have been sooo much snappier. What he SHOULD have said was, "You look like you're running late for your shift at the strip club across the street—unless you're here promoting? I don't see any room for a business card in that skintight get-up of yours, but if you tell me your stage name and the venue I'll be sure to drop by and request a dance. Here—something to start your night off right." And then he tucks a fiver into the vee of Flambae's costume and winks at him. 😉✨️