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what if we started talking about pitbull like some of you talk about hozier

fae elf king mr worldwide emerging from the international bog 

Listen man I can't plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you're telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I'm in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i'm in nebraska buried in a sand dune

happy saturday to my three sons debit, coupon and coin

get in the monkey ball shinji

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

i think that blasting your eardrums out with very loud music regularly is actually healthy and a very important thing to do to take care of yourself. huh sorry what did you try and say something to me i didn’t hear you my ears are ringing really loudly lol