A Typical Millennial

Anime takes on christianity Jesus was a stand user vs moses parted the red sea with a beyblade go

Cain and Abel belonged to the Uchiha clan

You guys are really out here trying to ruin everything for everyone huh

I thought we were supposed to make something funny up but the first two are actually true. Don’t know how I feel about this

ah fuck, tik tok is mining my data? alexa, set up a reminder to open up google chrome and log into facebook later so i can warn everyone about this

I am making animal crossing tarot cards and no one can stop me

Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis

I don't even have a fireplace or a fire pit. I just want to set them on fire somewhere like my bath tub.

I literally screamed

This can’t be real. Someone animated a painting, right?