random stuff

Is that emperor palpatine

Not to be negative but uh… what’s the worst thing since sliced bread?

food from dennys

old macdonald had ENOUGH

E I E I O

Your anus can release material all three states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas.

what about plasma?

that woman casually doing a backflip at the start makes this all the more confusing

Right? Only? When I read this book in the first grade it felt like she was ancient. But damn less than 60 years ago schools were still segregated

I double checked her age in case this was an old post still floating around tumblr, but it is correct. She turned 62 yesterday (9/8/16). Excuse me while I go try to wrap my mind around this now…

Wait there's no way she's 62... she looks so young

Big words turn me on

wheelbarrow

Hippopotominstrosesquipedaliophobia

Pokémon hack ROMs need to step up their cheat game to Age of Empires II… Age of Empires II had the best cheats

Age of mythology had a cheat where you summoned a "forkboy" and one where you summoned a pink flying hippo that shot rainbows

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

no, what about idaho?

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

Everyone scream

DO IT!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

I'm the friend who opens their own water bottle but never gets asked to open them because nobody thinks they'll be able to

[mercy voice] heroes never vape

guess McCree isn't a hero then because it's high noon

three of them?

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

i love this because its a double pun

Reverse Robin Hood where you rob the poor and give to the rich

(capitalism)

HIS NAME IS ZIGGY

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