let down

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

if i was a scientist i would also make cigarettes which had health benefits but everything else would be the same

new mother-daughter bonding activities just dropped: psychoanalyzing your father

I can’t wait to pull you close and kiss you, telling you how much it means you’re finally with me

i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future

how 2 unsend messages u sent when u we’re having a breakdown

It’s 2017. Witches exist still. Deal with it.

every party i go to that involves balloons ends w/ me shocked that balloons can be THAT entertaining/engrossing.. have you ever played a game of “don’t let the 🎈 touch the ground”? it’s so fun yet so brutal