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“There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don’t want loving you to be one of them.”

“I said I’d love you forever, and I really meant it at the time. I guess that’s my problem.”

“Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That’s a nice thought. I hope we all die.”

“I want to open a travel agency that sells tickets to places that only exist in dreams. Try to find that cheaper online.”

“I like my witches like I like my books. Properly respected for their cultural importance.”

“If weird public sex is wrong, then being wrong is wicked hot.”

“There will always be someone better than you. But, on the bright side, who cares?”

“It’s better to burn out than to have to keep living.”

“Literally every creature should be more afraid of you than you are of it. Because you are terrible.”

“I’m not unreasonable. I don’t want to live forever. I just want to live longer than everyone else.”

“I’d like my obituary to hint at a sequel.”

“All anyone talks about are the elaborately staged psycho-sexual murders. I also have a dog walking company.”

“I would kill for you. But then again, I like killing.”

“Before we teach computers to love, maybe we should teach them about personal boundaries.”

“You won’t believe this one weird trick for getting through your day! Crying!”

“Doctors hate me! I don’t blame them. I’m garbage.”

“Live every day like you already died. Be quiet, is what I’m saying.”

“Wherever you go, there you are, murdering more people.”

“If there’s one thing in this ugly, ruthless world I can trust, it’s kitties.”

“Truth is stranger than fiction if you don’t read much.”

“Life is a party. Enjoy yourself, quick! Before somebody asks who invited you.”

“ will you marry me? “

“ yes, i’ll marry you! “ 

“ i don’t think we’re ready. “ 

“ you lost the ring?! “ 

“ i’m gonna propose tonight at dinner. “ 

“ i can’t let you marry her/him. “ 

“ i don’t care if your family hates me, i love you! “ 

“ i think this is the dress. “ 

“ what do you mean ‘you can’t do this’? you have to walk down the aisle in half an hour! “ 

“ let me see the ring! “ 

“ how did he/she ask?! “ 

“ so when’s the big day? “ 

“ i object! “ 

“ the dress won’t zip! “ 

“ so are you guys doing this because you’re pregnant or something? “ 

“ what type of flowers: roses or lilies? “ 

“ please don’t invite your uncle. he always gets embarrassingly drunk at things like these. “ 

“ i’ve been taking dancing lessons. i want our wedding to be perfect. “ 

“ with this ring, i thee wed. “ 

“ are rapid breathing, a fast heart rate, and internal panicking all signs of cold feet? because i’ve got them all. “ 

“ i don’t care if we get married in a shack or a ballroom. i just want to be your husband/wife. “ 

“ best thing about weddings: open bars. “ 

“ you said the wrong name at the altar?! “ 

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“Apart from the fact that I’m dying, I’m fine.”

“Can I say something that will probably annoy you?”

“Everything I’ve ever done, every choice I’ve ever made, every terrible and wonderful thing that’s ever happened to me, it’s all led me to right here, this moment with you.”

“Everything you’ve accomplished is because of me.”

“Have you ever looked back on something you’ve done and it’s like someone else is doing it?”

“I can’t help it if you got off by putting things in my mouth.”

“I don’t know what to do about my life.”

“I just feel like I’ve waited long enough. I don’t want to waste any more time before we take the next step.”

“I love when you get angry, I mean at other people, not at me.”

“I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be okay with this.”

“I need you to know that our partnership, our relationship is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.”

“I think I’m man enough to admit I’m completely theory-less.”

“I’d rather be dead than end up in your bed.”

“I’m so happy for you, despite of who you’re marrying.”

“I’m suddenly getting a clear and frightening visual of what my future will look like.”

“I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don’t do anything stupid.”

“If I have to hear that confession one more time, I’m going to shoot somebody.”

“In life, there is no such thing as a perfect time for anything.”

“Keep your mouth shut and let’s try not to get us both killed.”

“Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where?”

“Now just take your turn and feel the bitter sting of defeat.”

“The last thing I need is to watch someone from my past try to seduce my fiance while talking about the goddess that lives in her hooha.”

“Trusts kills faster than bullets.”

“What’s a great love story without obstacles to overcome? Every fairy tale has them.”

“You want everything to be black or white. I get it. But in this town it rarely is.”

Doctor Who - Season 9 Episode 12: Hell Bent

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