Fasten your seatbelt and prepare for absurdity.

who is going to play all the hollywood monster men everyone wants to fuck when doug jones finally returns to his people

bi men cant say this and bi men cant reclaim that bi mens gender nonconformity isn't as subversive as gay men bi men oppress gay men blah blah blah i hate you losers just say you dont think bi mens love for men means as much as a gay mans and walk directly into oncoming traffic already

bi men can do anything they want actually and i encourage it

thank you OP i am off to commit some high treason

godspeed king

oh. twenty sixteen you say.

im not built for this 9-5 life im built for living in a gothic castle as a vampire

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

Let’s not forget the 2016 Pfizer ad from Deb, the sentient patch of haze

lions are like transgendering lol

Explain

Game over, Republicans

TRANS PRIDE

The Chicken are what

TRANS CHIMKEN

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

we used to call them Posers.

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

Listen does anyone else remember that episode of Scooby Do where theyre talking about how thick the fog was and one of them pulled out a knife and cut a circle in the fog and then ate the fog circle. why is this so vivid.

forbidden scoobert

I had to come back to this once I found the episode name. It's "Go Away Ghost Ship" from the first season of the 1969/original run, and both of these clips are in that episode.