Dazed & Amused

friendships end. relationships end. black turtleneck is forever

have some compassion!!!!!!!! And EAT A MANGO!!!!!!!!! thats it!!!!!!!

tnxloueh

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

#i’ve made fun of babies for less