Miss Lady Friend

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

This is better than any snl sketch

I can tell that she was NOT expecting that last part.

ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

Wanting to stay informed and wanting to have a day without one suicidal/‘I just want to end it all’ thought shouldn’t mutually exclusive but here we fucking are

a bit slutty, if you ask me.

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are