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I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

u know uve reached peak blorbo understanding when you sound like a hater to the stans and like a stan to the haters

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

careless whisper has never been a joke to me and it shouldn't be a joke to you either. george michael is the most serious thing in the world

dave malloy really IS your favorite musical theatre composer's favorite musical theatre composer