princely desires

how about instead of asking me out, you tell me i've bewitched you body and soul?

i think it’s worth noting that this was like. the one and only time i’m aware of where this man interacted with the fandom in any capacity. the one thing that made him feel the need to speak up. expressing ambiguous approval of symbiote sunglasses and/or eddie in “are you nasty” booty shorts was important enough for him to go public with his feelings and nothing else came close

I feel like not everyone reblogging this realizes that this is the dude who wrote the one and only Venom run where Eddie and the Venom symbiote have a lasting canonical romantic relationship and canonical spawn/child they co-parent as a family

This cracks me up. So at my job I have to answer emails from all over the world and sometimes people in other countries have a strange grasp on american english. I've been called things like "My Lord" etc. Today we got an email from Germany that just opened with, "Hello Y'all"

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

SPIRITED AWAY?!