Grr and stuff.

I relate to Newt Scamander on a spiritual level because I too cannot make eye contact and I love my pets more than people

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

sirius orion black’s initials are sob which is incidentally what I want to do when I think of his death

I WASN T REA DY 😭

hOLY FUCK

Walnuts are a good thing to add to brownies if you want them to be both worse tasting AND much more likely to accidentally kill someone.

conservatives get offended by the weirdest shit

imagine masculinity so fragile that you can’t even touch your own face

If you touch a man’s face it’s Gay. Even your own face. Gay face-touching has infected the youth of America.

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.