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heated rivalry has been like the reintroduction of wolves in yellowstone for this website

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special Event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

Happy black history month and fuck trump

We got the three bears over here