imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

what’s the point of saying you’re “dressed to kill” if you’re not even going to wear ONE little dagger strapped to your thigh? not even a single poison ring on the finger where the engagement ring given to you by your recently deceased husband used to sit? not even a concealed blade in the heel of one of your boots? commit or quit

The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and "We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people" and "What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday" and "If soulmates do exist, they aren't found, they're made" and "That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning" and "The answer is friends" and "That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love" and I think that's very sexy of them

with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

Chaotic Good

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

all i know about the women’s soccer team is that they’re hot, they won, and they deserve to be paid more than the men