Jordano's party hour

Church lady in charge of pageant: I’m sorry Emily but you can’t compete in the pageant anymore. We have a certain standard we need to uphold as the church and there are some things that just don’t align with our values. Im so sorry.

Emily: Seriously?! I can’t compete because I’m Gay?! Because of who i love?!

I was thinking how each of his children (while they all have a little bit or a lot a bit of all of these things) sort of represent key aspects of Batman.

Dick is his passion, he literally just cares so much about his family, about Gotham etc. I think he could also represent Bruces leadership skills.

Jason has a household name that strikes fear in the hearts of criminals and makes the innocent feel safe.

Tim, and i know this is such a boring take but, is his genius level intellect and unmatched detective skills.

Damien is a skilled warrior and martial artist with extensive training and a random assortments of skills (i.e. voice mimicking)

Cass, a god damn creature of the shadows, observant and calculating. His resourcefulness and adaptability.

Duke, saw what was missing from Gotham and decided it was his duty to become it.

Constantine: Bats i’m so glad you called, i missed you to.

Batman ignoring his flirtatious attitude: We need your help. *starts explaining the magical bullshit*

Constantine continues to flirt and be generally annoying to Batman because that’s just who he is.

Justice league who have been trying to guess who this guy is to Batman outside the mask, drawing very incorrect conclusions.

Hal: So this is your boyfriend then right? I’ve got a lot of money riding on this one.

Batman and Constantine, genuinely acquaintances at best.

Batman:

Constantine:

Constantine outraged: Of course I am?! Batman did you not tell your friends about us? Im hurt.

Clark: haha it’s okay he’s just paranoid like that, he hasn’t told us about anyone.

Diana: Yes don’t worry about it, we are just glad he’s finally opening up.