stressed out

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

It’s amusing that there’s an entire generation of people that associates bobsledding with a small tropical country in the Caribbean.

I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

someone who’s better at photoshop than me please start photoshopping Taliesin into the foreground of paintings of historical events i’m laughing so hard at the mere concept

someone who’s better at photoshop than me please start photoshopping Taliesin into the foreground of paintings of historical events i’m laughing so hard at the mere concept

I love how he was so casual about this. He didn't even feel the need to dress up, he's just running around there in his normal clothes for once.

The bastard himself

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