Best of Just-Shower-Thoughts

You’ve never watched the same movie twice. You will always blink at different points of the movie each time you watch it

Bad guys (in movies, etc) are actually the ones who exhibit many traits we value: being proactive, making plans, having goals, and so on. Good guys never make plans, they just react to whatever the bad guys do.

There possibly exists an animal so adept at camouflage that we will never know it exists

Humans are slowly making earth more habitable for Artificial intelligence and less habitable for nature and humans.

During every major event in human history, one of your relatives was alive to experience it.

All dogs can smell drugs, but only a select few are snitches

Lottery winners always waste their money because they’re the kind of people who would make a financial investment in the lottery.

Birth control is effectively removing from the gene pool people who think ahead and control their impulses.

Humans will probably never evolve past Homo Sapiens since we have literally evolved to the point where medical technology effectively cancels out most genetic weaknesses, stopping our species from sorting out the strongest, most beneficial genes for survival, instead allowing weak genes to pass on

If 2 people who hate each other are stuck alone together, they’ll end up liking each other. If 2 people who like each other are stuck alone together, they’ll end up hating each other.

We have absolutely no evidence that dinosaurs did not speak in English.

50,000 years from now, this will be known as the Plastic Age.

When reading resumes, Take your stack, throw half of them away. You don’t want to hire people with bad luck.

Ignoring a problem is just like letting it level up before facing you.

Using your neighbor’s WIFI isn’t stealing because the signal is invading your home, which is private property.

Someone needs to make a haunted house where it’s not that scary and the props look poorly made, but the Exit is fake and the real haunted house starts when you think you left

The world would be less populated if women were the ones that needed to orgasm in order to get pregnant.