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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

I have seen so many beginner writers choke themselves out by getting their ego wrapped up in their craft. You gotta excise that fucker like a tumour straight away.

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

In the lab, straight up “solving it.” And by “it” I mean. Haha, well. let’s justr say. My equation