Nolan Gerard Funk

Why would you be in hell, if you’re an angel?

Because you gave me a first class ticket there, duh.

What’s yours, then? I just feel like Lana is a way of life.

Summertime Sadness. She is. She has all the aswers and we should all just listen to her.

Start of something new from the first and best high school musical. However those are the only two things that I remember.

This is hilarious. I want to see videos of this.

Can you bring me back a cheeseburger and a protein shake and we can fail together? My New Year was good, how was yours? I don’t really have any stories that are exciting or drunk. I did a duet with Sarah.

Absolutely not. That requires getting up from my spot and I just got home from a long day so I'm not moving until at least tomorrow or when I have to use the bathroom. Whatever comes first. I heard you two did the whole Coyote Ugly thing. Sounds like my kind of party! My New Years was good. I had fun. A lot of fun.

Can you share the cheeseburger, instead of the stories?

That's a lot to ask for, Laura. I'm not sure I can do that.

In your defense, protein shakes are disgusting. You’re still getting protein. Tell me your stories! How was the first NYE as an engaged man?

Thank you for coming to my defense, Mindy. I was afraid I was going to lose that one but yes, good points! I need to really think these things though. It was fun. Holls and I got extremely drunk and basically tag-teamed everything and everyone around us. We were not the couple to be messed with.

You have a cereal suit?!

You don't?!

Yeah, i basically just reenacted that whole movie, the song and everything… wouldn’t put it past me.

I want to see this. Videos or it didn't happen.

Just eat some carrots with it, you’re fine dude. “Healthy” is a broad term.

Hm. I've never even thought about it that way. I'll pair it with some broccoli next time and we can call that my healthy man. Good looks, man.

Cute honeymoon ideas, make her lose her mind.

I'll be sure to add that to the list of options.

So you’re giving up on the second day?! Nolan, I am disappointed in you. I spent it with Naya, and some friends. It was fun, calm, but fun. That sounds pretty much amazing.

Yes, yes I am because cheeseburgers are just way too good and I don't know what I was thinking when I thought that I could give them up. That sounds like an enjoyable New Years. It was a lot of fun actually until we both woke up with massive headaches.

Maybe, if you’re lucky. We’ll just have to see.

What if I'm like the angel in hell? I think that should be rewarded with cheesecake.

Yeah, you could say that. Nah, I just wrung them out and threw them in the laundry basket, I’m sure they’ll be fine.

Or that's an idea. I hate wet socks so I tend to just throw any soaking ones out so I don't have to deal with them. That's the lazy way.