i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

im getting a lot of heated comments on this and i just wanna make it clear: yeah this is a pet peeve of mine but its really not that big of a deal, so if you see anyone doing this maybe try screaming really loud and lunging at them and grabbing them by the throat and bashing their head in with rocks

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

@official-boob-posts

huh

onto better things thursday