Never Wound What You Can't Kill.

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A/N:Errrr, I was cringing while writing all of this. It will start to have more romance between the reader and Peter in the next chapter... Hope you like this one!! Part One~https://immortalfic.tumblr.com/post/160560924634/wasnt-expecting-that-peter-parker-x-reader • Warning~ swearing (it's impossible to have Deadpool in anything without swearing), overprotective Tony •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "Ok, there's this guy right?" Big guy, fucking loaded. He actually paid me some of the fee when we met." Wade pulled out a stack of money and smelled it, "smells fresh-" Y/N leaned over and taken the money from his hand, examining it and said, "you sure we can trust this guy?" Wade looked over Peter, who was still unconsciously propped against the wall and rolled his eyes, "hell yeah we can! Do you not see all that fucking money? Like I said, this guy is rich! You see that shit in your hand? Yeah? Well, that right there is only one fucking quarter of what we get in the end." Y/N threw the money onto the glass table that was placed in between the two couches, "how does this guy even know that this kid is Spider-Man?" Wade laughed at Y/N and started shaking his head. His gaze landed on the window and squinted he's eyes, "looks like someone wanted to pay us a little visit!" Wade turned around with a smirk, putting he's mask on he grabbed a gun from his black holster. Y/N looked at her dad extremely confused, "wait... what do you mean? Who is paying us a visit?" Wade, who was ignoring her, swung the door open. Y/N was trying to peer over her fathers shoulder. As the metal door came to a stop, all she could hear was a familiar voice that she couldn't put her finger on. "Well, well, well... who do we have here? I heard from a certain someone that you have my Spider-Kid." Outside of the door stood Tony Stark. Wade looked back at Y/N quickly and stated, "watch the kid! I'll be right back." Tony looked over Wade, seeing Y/N he said with a smirk on his face, "you know what? I think I'll just come in here." Wade giggled, "be my guest! Hope you used protection." (A/N: that's my attempt at a dirty joke. I'm cringing right now, but I couldn't help myself. Sorry if you don't understand it...) Tony walked over to Peter and sighed, "did you really have to knock him out? You're really starting to piss me off. First, you steal my private jet and now you steal my Spiderling? That's just not cool man." At this point Peter was starting to wake up. Seeing Tony he started to shake out of he's daze, "w-where are we Mr. Stark? My head is pounding, ugh..." Peter started looking around the dimly lit room, but stopped when he saw Y/N, "what did you do to me!? I feel like I got knocked in the head with a rock!" Wade stepped in, "it was a gun actually!" Peter looked over at the Deadpool, immediately recognizing him said, "oh god! Please tell me I'm dreaming right now?" Wade looked offended, but Y/N couldn't tell if he was faking it or not. "What the actual fuck? C'mon, kid! We've been through so much together and only now do you suddenly hate hate me? You're fucking messed up if you ask me." Tony and Y/N shared a look. Tony clears his throat to break the tension but it didn't seem to work. He then grumbled words under his mouth before speaking up, "you all are getting off topic!" He pointed at Peter who was still glaring at Wade, "I'm here to save your ass!" Tony turned to look at Wade and Y/N, "but, now I'm also here to ask you two a few questions! All of you sit! Peter that includes you." Everyone shuffled around the small room, Peter knocked his knee on the glass table trying to sit down. Y/N laughed at this, "wow! Who could have guessed that Spider-Man could be so clumsy?" "I-I told you, I'm not Spider-Man! And I'm not clumsy... I just didn't see it there" Tony sighed and put his hands on his head.he mumbled, "oh for the love of god.... Kid! It's obvious they know, or we wouldn't be in this situation now would we?" Y/N was sitting next to Peter, she knocked her knee against his, "sorry! I didn't see you there." Wade laughed at his daughter while Tony glared at him, "stop encouraging her! Ok, whatever. I don't care for this anymore, Peter come on, we have things to do and none of which includes having tea with a man in a red suit!" Y/N snorted, "yeah, Peter! It includes, washing the shoes of a man in a metal suit." Peter smiled at the girl trying not to laugh, "I don't wash Mr. Starks shoes!" Y/N faked a sigh and stood up, "keep telling yourself that kiddo." Peter looked at Y/N dreamily and Tony was having none of this, "well, would you look at the time? I guess, Peter and I should be leaving!" Tony reached into his pocket, and place a pile of money, 5 times the size of the one from the 'loaded' guy. "Hope that will keep you quiet! I don't even want to know who told you to steal Peter... I think I have an idea already." Wade smirked at all the money and played innocent, "Peter who?" Tony hummed, "exactly!" Peter walked over to Y/N, "It was nice meeting you, I guess." Y/N smiled and reached into her pocket, she lowered her voice, "call me sometime alright?" She slipped a ripped piece of paper into his hand. "When-?" "Don't even ask." The girl walked back over to the couch and sat down. Wade watched the two teens and made a singsong voice, "looks like someone is falling in looooove!" Tony knew, this wouldn't be the last time they had to deal with each other. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••I thought this would only be a two-part story but I'm thinking I will make this into a series. I have a lot of ideas for this but I would love to hear your ideas! Requests and tags are open. I'll be adding the people who asked for a tag after, I currently don't have my laptop with me so I have to use my phone and for some reason it's not working. I'm really sorry!

Thank yooooou! I'll try to post the next part on Sunday.

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This will most likely continue into a two part story if anyone actually likes this. I would say that Peter is around 18 in this. WARNING: swear words and minor mentions of sex Part 2 ~https://immortalfic.tumblr.com/post/160700069284/wasnt-expecting-that-peter-parker-x-reader-part-2 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Music was blasting throughout the whole room. Sweaty bodies were pressed up against eachother, and this was definitely, most likely NOT how Peter imagined his weekend. In fact, Peter doesn't even know why he is here, but thanks to his friends, Spider-Man himself, is now off duty. A reminder that Spider-Man should never, not ever take a day off in a city like New York. This was worse than what he could be doing right now. Music that Peter didn't even like, was playing as everyone was dancing to it. At this point, Peter lost he's friend in the crowd. He couldn't tell if Ned was even here or ended up leaving without him. Peter hoped that he were still somewhere in this 'party' if you could even call it that. In all honesty, this was more of a 'get laid' type of thing. You could see all the people mingling, getting drunk, leaving with strangers.... all the steps of getting laid. Peter wanted absolutely nothing to do with this. For all he knew, the police could be on their way. May wouldn't be happy about that since, Peter told her he would be hanging out at Ned's house. After all, Ned's exact words were, "Pete, we are about to get wild tonight!" Peter, never hearing those words being said to him before, thought that Ned meant they would be pulling an all nighter to fix the lego Death Star that Ned dropped. The wildest that Peter has ever gotten, would be staying up on a school night to watch all of the Star Wars movies. That was a HUGE accomplishment in his opinion, even having to fight off bad guys wasn't nearly as satisfying as being able to state facts while watching the latest Star Wars movie, Rouge One. But as of now, tonight was by far the most insane night Peter has ever faced. Finally getting up, and deciding that instead of self pitying himself like he has been doing since he got here, Peter went to find Ned. Peter spotted Ned in the middle of a conversation with the prettiest girl he has ever seen. Ned looked over at Peter and yells over the music, "hey man! Thought you would have left by now!" Peter diverts his attention from the beautiful girl to Ned and manages to stutter out weakly, "n-nope... still here.... as you can see..." Ned smirks at Peter, "Anyway, I'm glad you're here! Y/N, this is the guy I was telling you about." Y/N looks Peter up and down with a smile on her face, "Peter, right? I've heard quite a bit about you." Peter, who is starting to get more confident, smiles back, "oh really? Wish I could say the same." Ned starts walking past Peter and towards the drinks, "well... This is probably my cue to leave and let the magic happen! Don't do anything I wouldn't do and use protection!" At this point, Peter was a blushing mess. While Y/N was merely giggling. Over the loud music Y/N called out to him, "hey Peter?!" "Yeah?" Y/N started getting closer to Peter, she could now feel his hot breath covering all of her body. She leaned closer to him and whispered in his ear, "wanna get outta here?" Peter started shaking, "o-ok..." Damn, this was not at all part of Peters plan. He may not have ever been laid before, but this was definitely one of the steps. Seductive voices being whispered into one another's ear. Peter mindlessly walked through all the dancing body's, following Y/N's lead. She was leaving the party. Peter, who was still in a daze, followed her out of the party without any questions. After 10 minutes of an awkward silence and continuous walking, Peter finally started to snap out of his cluelessness, "w-where are we exactly?" Y/N halted, "we... umm... we will be there shortly. I promise!" He nodded, "ok. So, Y/N, tell me about yourself?" After a few seconds of silence Y/N finally answered, "there's not much to say. My name is Y/N, but you already know that. Hmm, my mom died a few years ago so it's just been my dad and I." Y/N cocked an eyebrow at Peter, "you know what? I think you would like my dad!" Peter chuckled at her, "oh really?" "Mhmm" Peter frowned lightly, "my parents died when I was about 4. They were pretty cool. Anyway, what's your dad like?" Y/N's eyes widened, "I am so sorry! I didn't know, I swear! We can stop talking about this if you want to." Peter smiled, "it's ok. If you think I would like your dad, I want to know what he is like. So, continue." "Well if you insist. I don't reallly know why I think you would like him, I kind of just have this feeling! You know? Oh, we are here!" Peter looked around but all he could see were dark, scary, alleyways. Nothing he couldn't handle! Y/N smirked to herself as she started to drag Peter into one of them. Peter was getting worried, "are you sure th-?" "SHHH!" Peter rolled his eyes but whispered nonetheless, "are you sure that this is a good idea? It's pretty sketchy around these parts." "Yeah, yeah... it's my house, so calm down." "Oh. Sorry, didn't think you would be familiar with these parts," Peter whispered back. "Annnnnd, here we are. Spiders first." Y/N popped a door open. Peter slowly started walking in but came to a stop, "what do you mean? I-I'm not Spider-Man! That's absurd!" Before Y/N could answer Peter, he was knocked out from behind. Above him stood Wade Wilson, "well fuck me! I didn't think he would actually follow you! I didn't even think he would look at you!" Y/N scoffed, "apple doesn't fall far from the tree, am I right? Whatever, that's besides the point! Why did you even want me to bring him here? He is way too cute for any of your bullshit! I for one, feel slightly guilty." Wade teased, "awww, does wittle ol' Y/N wove Peter? Yes she does! Yes she does!" "Shut it and answer my question!" Wade and Y/N have now dragged Peter into their living room. Wade sat on one couch, while, Y/N sat on the other. Wade looked at the boy who was propped up on the wall and then back to his daughter, "remember that friend of mine-?" "Last time I checked, I am your only friend." Wade faked a hurt expression, "that hurts!" He pointed to his heart multiple times, "right here." "Yeah, I know. I'm an evil person, yada yada. Can you just spill the details already?" Wade sighed, "ok, fine! I'm normally easy going about getting killed and whatever, but this is fucking serious!" Y/N interrupted, "serious enough for you to forget their name?" "Hell yeah! There is so much detail that the name is irrelevant to this. Just shut up and listen!" His daughter laughed at him, "ok, ok! You were saying?" Wade looked oddly satisfied, "ok, there's this guy right-" ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• TO BE CONTINUED. How was that? Tell me if you liked this or not! Remember, requests are open (even for anonymous people).

~Requested~ Words~664 Warnings~ maybe 1 swear ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• It was currently 2 AM and y/n was still lying awake. Their boyfriend, Steve, left for a mission about a week ago and was supposed to be back at any given time. Y/n stayed smothered in the blankets for another 30 minutes, they didn't want to miss Steve coming home. Y/n decided, it would be nice to make a dinner/breakfast or whatever you want to call it for him. Y/n turned the music onto the full volume and started getting ingredients. Not wanting to cook that much, y/n started making pancakes for Steve. Hallelujah by P!ATD was playing in the background, as the super soldier made his way through the front door. The music was so loud that y/n didn't hear the door open or close. Steve took this to his advantage, "BOO!" Y/n looked over at Steve with a raised eyebrow, "I missed you a lot Stevie! I love you and all, but you are about as scary as a kitten." Steve looked puzzled, "but kittens are not even- oh." Y/n smiled, "my point exactly. Now come here!" Steve waddled over to y/n and engulfed them in a hug. Steve looked down at y/n and leaned in to give them a kiss. After just hugging and kissing each other for a longtime, they had managed to forget about the pancakes on the stove. Y/n pulled away, "do you smell anything?" Steve took a deep breath and answered, "smells like something is burning." Y/n went wide eyed, "shit! The pancakes!" "Language!" Y/n wasn't really listening at this point but responded anyway, "right, right, my bad, sorry! What I meant was, sugar honey ice tea!" Steve just rolled he's eyes but smiled nonetheless, "you know, instead of waving a towel around, I heard opening windows really does the trick. But you know, rumours are rumours." Taking Steve's advice, y/n opened the windows. After a short while, the alarm finally died down. They were both very tired from the long day, especially Steve, "can we go to sleep now? I hardly got any sleep on my mission and you look tired." Y/n looked at the now burnt pancakes and asked, "I just thought you would have been hungry. Are you sure you don't want any food?" Steve kissed the side of y/n's neck and mumbled, "baby, I'm okay. Let's just cuddle and go to sleep." Y/n sheepishly smiled at Steve, "aye aye, Captain..." Steve carried y/n to bed, and brought the blankets around them both, "goodnight, beloved."

🎉ahhhhh my first request on Tumblr! Of course I can write it for you! It will probably be up tonight or later tomorrow. I'm currently working on a Tony Stark imagine too!🎉

T/s= TV show~ ~Warning- A bit of swearing. I think 1 or 2.~ It was a Sunday morning, and everyone in the compound had the day off. Y/n was very happy about this, they could now finish reading the Harry Potter series. At around 7:30 AM, y/n thought it would be a good idea to actually get up to eat something. They may have had a hard time prying the blankets off, but y/n somehow managed. As they made their way to the kitchen, y/n could automatically tell that they were the only one up. It was quieter than y/n has ever heard before. Unfortunately, Tony didn't get any groceries. Oh what am I saying, Tony didn't send anyone to get the groceries. Owning a building with many superheroes living within it meant, that they go through food incredibly fast. Everyone knew that Thors Pop-tarts were off limits no matter what. Y/n, being the little rebel they are, took 1 package to put into the toaster. As they waited for the Pop-tarts to finish, y/n turned the tv on to t/s. The sound in the background was now blaring but all they could focus on was the smell that Thors beloved food was making. Y/n knew that they were done for, they saw Thor sadly standing over the toaster as though he's best friend was just out in it. Y/n didn't want to get blamed, so did what most would do in this situation, "Clint did it! I swear, that man basically lives and breaths just to piss people off!" Thor looked back at them with a wide eyes, "how dare he! What an unwise decision he made to take from the son of Odin! This is a crime worthy of him to become flattened by Mjölnir!" In horror, y/n cried, "oh god no! Thor, don't do that I'll drive you to the store ok? I need to get groceries anyway! Calm yourself!" Thor smiled, "really? You have granted me the ability to now be happy again!" "Drama queen." "I think you mean drama god!" ~Time skip brought to you by Quicksilver~ "Do you always have to get Pop-tarts? I mean, there are so many other things but yet you get this every single time!" Thor looked up from his already half eaten box of Pop-tarts, "why of course! The gods have truly blessed this land, to have something as incredible as Pop-tarts to live upon it!" "Whatever you say, Odinson." The ride back to the compound was quite, except for Thor who was eating louder than needed. Happy pulled up to the tower, y/n got out with the groceries, while Thor brought the 10 bags full of Pop-tarts up. "I thank you for driving me to get Pop-tarts, y/n!" Y/n rolled their eyes at Thor, "yeah yeah, the only reason I did it was so that you wouldn't go off killing anyone." Thor smirked at y/n then explained, "no that's not the case, I know deep down inside your puny heart you hold affection towards me! This is how mortals show love so don't lie!" Y/n was blushing very heavily but breathed out, "whaaaat?! Me? Nope, you got the wrong person! I don't even understand how you think that I could possibly love you! Where did you get that absurd idea anyway?" Thor was walking towards the door, but before he opened it he turned back,"Tony." He smiled and opened the door to leave. "Fuck you, Tony!" Was all the Avengers could hear throughout the tower.

A/N: this is the version of Spider-Man who is portrayed by Tom Holland. ~ Words: 556 ~ It was a Friday night, and y/n's friends decided it would be a good idea to hangout. So there y/n was, cuddled into the blanket that was provided from the back of the couch. Peter and Ned were having a game of poker on the coffee table, while y/n watched reruns of Supernatural. May had left since her coworkers were throwing a party for her bosses birthday, so she couldn't cook for them. To make matters worse, the last time Ned and y/n tried cooking they somehow burned the pasta so they couldn't even cook for themselves. They all agreed, that buying pizza is their best bet. The bell rang and Ned shot up, "Imma get the pizza! Last time you got it and dropped it before you even got to the kitchen." Peter mumbled, "I'm telling you, It was really hot." Y/n rolled their eyes at their childish behaviour, "Ned! Do you even nave money for that pizza?" Ned stopped walking to the door, "shit!" "My wallet is in my bag!" Peter yelled up the stairs. Y/n looked down at Peter who was currently counting all his chips. Peter looked up at them and smiled, "are you sure you don't want to play? We aren't that far in, you can join in now before the game gets serious." "Nah, I would rather admire you playing." Y/n leaned down to kiss his nose. They didn't notice Ned walk in with the pizza in one hand and Peters bag in the other, "you guys are cheesier than this pizza, I swear. Peter, I gotta question for you." Ned puts both pizza and bag down and slowly and dramatically opens the bag, he pulls out the famous red and blue suit, "the fuck is this doing in your bag?" Peters face goes pink, "it's ummm... for a convention? Definitely not what you think it is that's for sure." Y/n gets up and takes the uniform from Ned's hands, "cut the crap Spider-Boy, god knows you don't go to conventions unless the Star Wars cast is involved. They definitely aren't coming, I know you would have asked Ned and I to be in a tauntaun costume with you." Ned held in a laugh knowing that it was true, "so just tell us you are Spider-Man, Man of Spiders, Spider-Boy, Spiderling, Web-Slinger... you get the point, and let me, your best friend, try on the suit!" Y/n wrapped their arms around Peters waist and kissed his neck, "then, let me, your lover, try on the onesie!" "It's not a onesie!"

I really want to start taking requests for ships and/or imagines. They can be for the fandoms of The Maze Runner, Divergent, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Marvel, DC, YouTubers, and Star Wars. To request them just click, "believe it or not I write." Hope to see some soon!

Supernatural: The fandom that died. A lot