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do you guys think Abraham Lincoln's hat was that big because it was a ratatouille situation under there?

Who says the opposite of "understand" is "misunderstand?" The opposite of "under" is "over" and the opposite of "stand" is "lay." I don't "misunderstand words" I overlay them!

rolilikes

A temple caretaker watching a volcano eruption in Bali [s]

jkathleencheney

Copyright: © Jeryl Tan

yamelcakes

Tan prepared to photograph the sunrise at the Gates of Heaven but the weather didn’t cooperate. However, he didn’t leave the location and stayed around for a bit, and nature presented him with this photo opportunity.

“Waking up at 3am to catch the sunrise at the famous Bali Gates of Heaven only to be disappointed as I was received by gloomy skies. Nonetheless I was soaking in the peaceful presence of the sacred ground, when suddenly Mt. Agung started smoking from afar. Standing in the middle of the gates is the local guardian of the Lempuyang Temple. Thankful to be at the right place at the right time to capture this once in [a] life time, incredible moment on camera.”

(source)

cheaphalloweencostume

“everyone is mad at me and they just won’t tell me” —> “no one has said anything about being mad at me and i haven’t done anything to warrant being mad at so if someone is silently fuming about me and not saying anything that’s their problem and actually quite weird of them and i can effortlessly move on with my life”

cheaphalloweencostume

this took SUCH a huge deal of unlearning because, like so many of you, i came out of a home where being quietly in trouble WAS the default state, and i DID grow up not just with the assumption but borderline religious conviction that Everyone Is Mad At Me, I Am Bad, I Must Exist In A Constant State of Attempting to Pacify The Natural Rage I Inspire In Everyone. and no it actually turns out that my family are the freaks . and yours are too

cheaphalloweencostume

“this isn’t true because i DEFINITELY silently fume at people in the hopes they’ll figure out what they did and apologize” that’s not good. you shouldn’t do that

“this isn’t true because the ex-friendship that traumatized me ended explosively after they were mad at me and never told me why” that’s not good. they shouldn’t be doing that

“i don’t think this is true because my current friend group is constantly icing me out until i figure out what ive done to upset them and properly apologized without being told” hey thats not good. they should not be doing that

if the peacefulness of your relationship with someone (familial, romantic, friendly, anything) can be destroyed by effective communication/asking them for effective communication, you have got to get out of there. if you can’t get out of there, you’ve got to throw away any ideas about what that person thinks of you because they have their own shit to figure out before they can accurately read anyone else

livseses

Our current mantra: "If they want me to change my behavior it is there responsibility to tell me that, not mine to guess."

immortalduck891

I'm currently teaching myself that I am not responsible for managing other people's emotions. If people are mad at me it's their job to deal with it- either by processing it if it's irrational anger or asking me to change if it's rational anger

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Me: "Trapped house. I said it was a trapPED house."

My drug using friend, caught in a bear trap: >:|

People often say 'dogs and cats are opposites' but this lacks critical thinking. To determine the opposite of a dog, we must first ask, what is an opposite? Two qualities, or two things possessing qualities, that cannot coexist.

What are the qualities of a dog? Loyalty to their humans, friendliness, ability to be trained. This is what we have bred them to be.

So which animal is disloyal, universally unfriendly and incapable of taking human instruction?

Seagulls

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Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

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I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

therobotmonster

My great-grandmother on my father's side came to Oklahoma on a covered wagon as a child, so she pre-dated most modern appliances.

When my dad was a kid, he asked his grandma what things were like in the good old days.

She leaned down, looked him in the eye, and said:

"The good old days began the day they invented air conditioning."

She was a woman who had done everything both ways, and she was very clear about how easy her dishwasher, washing machine, dryer, blender, toaster, etc made her life by comparison.

immortalduck891

Effort is not a Virtue, Ease is not a Sin. For a long time we've thought of performing labor as a righteous act, but right and wrong don't factor into it. It's only about survival.

#protestant work ethic my beloathed

indigosfindings

ughhhh i cant stand having a 4d gps. "turn kata in 100 metres" girl i cant perceive that

roadhogsbigbelly

"the age of consent should be 21" is alot like "the death penalty should include sex offenders" as twitter discourse topics, in the sense that i feel like the people bringing up those 'hot takes" barely believe in them and are only using them as a morality test because they think the only reason you would be opposed to them is because you're a evil pervert and not because actually trying to make those laws actionable in reality would have pretty natural consequences that noone advocating for them is actually thinking about.

immortalduck891

No cuz first it was alcohol, then it was tobacco. And you can add sex, and still make the argument that it's "for their own good," right?

But this would be, at its most basic, a continuation of the successive stripping of the rights of people who are 18, 19 and 20. And once you decide that they are incapable, that they need to be protected from themselves, it's really easy to follow a chain of logic of, "Can 18 year olds handle their own bank accounts? Surely it's smarter to have a parent on file to manage things," and "Oh, y'know they're really young so I don't think they have the life experience to participate in democracy in a meaningful way," and ultimately, "Well you should be considered a full adult at 21, obviously."

Because that's what people want, right? To just keep rights and autonomy away from those people just a little bit longer.

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

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LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

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The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever

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Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.

Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.

Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)

Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet

immortalduck891

People who say stuff like that aren't engaging in good faith. The principle is 'Reduce,' not 'stop consumption altogether.' Of course we can balance that with options that are environmentally less sustainable but more accessible. The point is we shouldn't have a culture of people using single-use items. We should all carry around pocket sporks instead of expecting fast food and to-go places to include plastic utensils

leebrontide

Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

immortalduck891

wait, were you guys joking?

noccolibroccoli

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

ceeberoni

you have to understand the glass shattering over my head i felt when THIS was the first message i saw from noa after his surgery

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Today is August 21, 2017. I’m going to reblog this post will be on the next solar eclipse on April 8, 2024

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The person I reblogged this from deserves all the good things.

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