The Red Rabbit

I'm Einnom, I'm a fine chap coming from Idaho! My interests include Dogs, The Amazing Digital Circus, Romance, Dating Sims, Sonic The Hedgehog, Five Night's At Fredick Fazbuford's Tea And Crumpets, DSAF, Mario, Bendy And The Ink Machine, and many other oodles of series!

Jolly Good Pleasure to make all your acquaintances.

Here is a photo of me and my simply smashing animtronic suit, I use to live a somewhat nor'mal life! It's how I use this lovely cellular device. To talk to all you fine Lads, Lasses, and other configurations of being!

It will be a pleasure getting to know you all, a real pleasure indeed! Tally-Ho then! On with the gobsmack questions!

(artwork by @lazy-charlie )

And Of COURRRRRRRRRRRSE A CLOSE UP OF MY SIMPLY DASHING FACE OUT OF MY TRANSPORTATION DEVICE!

“[Start Sequence]”

“Trick or Treat!”

“It’s my birthday! Do you have gift for me?” |•v•|/📺\

“[End Sequence]”

“[Processing Biometric]”

“Erm… I sense something unusual with that Human Puzzles… why… why can I sense signals? Are you not human? OH! Are you a robot like me?!”

ello ello, appy birthday fella! hope your having a fantastic day, bit early for allow's eve, but ain't no chuff am I right? Your looking for me boy Mr. Puzzles ain't cha?

I can do that for ya, right quick! you can have some copper wire as your gift, I have alot of copper to keep my fur red, I do I do! but yes yes for now take your friend!

bippity boppity boo!

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"... Greetings! now I do hate to be rude, I'm more of a people pleaser, but never compare me to a machine again, much less yourself, I'm a full blooded human, plain and simple."

"I could never be caught de-[redacted] being a machine, your systems are having a glitch plain and simple."

"Good day."

Toomp Still leaves, Mr. WPNZ get's to apologize to Karen and the kids in person, at first Karen wasn't happy to see him at the castle.

But she saw how tightly he was clutching onto Mr. Puzzles bowtie and could tell he was in alot of pain, so she didn't cause a fight then.

I feel like WPNZ would have sat with them all during the dinner to celebrate saving the universe, but also he would have sat close to the door at the end of the table.

He likely talked to Meggy about Mr. Puzzles, and their shared experiences with him.

"... I wish I pried closer, I wish I tried harder, I wish I didn't let my anger get the best of me, none of this would have ever happened."

"Dammit I would have followed him into that damn portal! I would have joined him, but that damn bastard just went and had to play hero, pushing me out at the last possible moment."

Raising his voice and putting his hand to his head.

Meggy would have chimed in and went "None of us could have predicted what happened, but I think he didn't want that because he was worried it would have lead to your death, in the end he wasn't a monster... not like I thought he was."

I feel like he would have looked at her as he was trying not to cry before replying.

"... I thought he was a monster too, just a damn machine pretending to be a person, but it turns out he was more human then the rest of us, he was just god damn lonely."

"I remember our fight that day, that little slip up he had, I remember what he shouted to you, as he was on the floor begging you to forgive him."

"I don't want to lose you like I lost Patrick."

"... despite barely being able to see, due to what he did to me and Toomp I remember a deep pit in my gut once I heard that, but my anger was in full control."

"I only ever knew him as a machine, I don't know what I would have thought of him, if I met him while he still looked human, still had all of that guys skin."

After that little talk he had with Meggy, and after the dinner, I feel like Mr. WPNZ would have struggled alot with himself, and his emotions.

But I also think he'd wear that blood stained tie left behind by Mr. Puzzles and genuinely would have his redemption arch because of all that happened.

He would have likely said to himself, or Meggy, maybe even Karen.

"I'm going to live the life he wanted me to live, he wanted me to live my life and I'm not about to let his last wishes go. He might be gone but who knows... Maybe he was right and we'll meet again some sunny day."

The 'Human' Puzzles AU

Much like how Mr. WPNZ likely tracked down Karen, by looking for leads, doing research, digging for information.

I think the exact same thing happened Mr. WPNZ was so filled with anger after what that 'thing' during that time he refused to even call or refer to Mr. Puzzles as a person, including pronouns.

He needed to track it down to make it pay, but for that he had to learn more about it, and that's what he did, he went digging with Toomp's help, he started to learn more about who the real Patrick was.

Mr. WPNZ learned everything from his parents, to even finding the original location of the first puzzle vision studio, these events even lead to him finding out the day Patrick died.

What shocked Mr. WPNZ the most is there was no information on the machine, not untill recent years, not anywhere but the studio where he found the notes Patrick wrote about the machine.

He discovered the fact the machine was isolated completely, no one at all knew of it's existence only Patrick did, and the same went for the machine, the only person the machine interacted with was Patrick.

And it's then Mr. WPNZ started to put things together for himself, he watched old video tapes inside the abandon studio, he got to see what the machine was like before that faithful day, it was fully dependent on Patrick, and it seems like Patrick was fully dependent on the machine.

He got to see why the machine in it's most pure state, a confused curious yet kind person, I like to think Mr. WPNZ watched the final tape over and over again.

Seeing the machines reaction to Patrick's death, seeing it shake him, even start crying, before the sparks began to fly across it's body.

He watched the machine in real time, break down and force itself inside Patrick's body, he saw the moment it began to think it was human, and make itself appear to be human, by using Patrick.

He likely ended up sickened to his stomach, but he also began to truely understand it.

This thing it really didn't know better, and yet his anger for the betrayal back at SMG4's castle took over any other feelings of genuine worry and sadness Mr. WPNZ had for the machine.

Another song I think fits The 'Human' Puzzles au, would be this.

And how would that have changed Guns N Puzzles? (short hypothetical story)

Some events in this story are acutally somewhat canon, but the scenario with Mr. WPNZ and Toomp is not. credit to @ent0morii for the art that is used in this post, and also because it helped inspire this little story.

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Let's assume for a second events happen basically about the same, but 'Human' Puzzles body stays fully intact by the events of Guns N Puzzles

Then move onto the fight between Puzzles and WPNZ, inside the TV Landscape.

Mr. WPNZ Is confused cause he genuinely thought Puzzles was a regular human, just with a few weird features, he looks around the area he found himself in.

However instead of finding a room full of TV's it's a proper TV Studio, with movie posters lining the walls, he's alone there with Toomp, Toomp tries to touch one of the posters, but he's pulled inside, WPNZ follows him.

And their taken back to a memory, they see Patrick in his youth having an argument with his father, they then get shot out once the memory ends.

Mr. WPNZ and Toomp, decide they need to check out the other posters, because it's clear their missing something.

The two enter each poster one at a time, seeing Patrick throughout his entire life, they see the type of person he really was.

A cold man towards everyone, a very easily hotheaded director, who sees even the most little mistakes, as something to hit people over.

As they enter each poster, the lights inside the studio their inside, slowly go out one by one, with each memory seen.

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They see him build a robot.

Once they saw the memory of him building the robot, in the middle of the studio with the brightest light, they see the robot's body slowly formed standing in the middle of the spotlight.

They see him interact with the robot, the robot is the one thing he treats nicely, the one thing he treats like an equal, a friend, they see the bound between Patrick and the machine, they also see things from the machine's perspective, how it slowly begins to think it's not only human, but also begins to think it's Patrick.

They see the glitches get worse, but Patrick seemingly is too blind to notice.

Then they get to the final poster, only two lights left on, one light where the poster is, and one shining on the robot, the robot at this point is fully built and now is wearing the outfit they now recognize as Patrick's.

Mr. WPNZ And Toomp take a breath, before stepping inside.

They then see it, the final memory of Patrick.

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Patrick: "I just need more time, I know I can pay them back, they just need to give me more time, screw my god damn employees I've given them everything, and they left me in my time of need?! I never asked for much, I just wanted them todo their god damn jobs correctly!"

The Machine: "Hey there friend! funny little dot on your chest! Are you trying something new?"

Patrick: turns to look at the machine with a confused expression, but still trying to smile for his one true friend.

"red dot on my chest what are you tal-"

And with that, a loud bang could be heard, Patrick looks down and slowly pats his chest, his hand is blood covered, and he sees a hole in his chest directly where his heart is.

Patrick: "Ah."

Mr. WPNZ And Toomp step closer, as they see the machine walk up to Patrick, Patrick keeps a smile on his face as he looks up at the machine, slowly rubbing his blood covered hand across it's screen face.

Patrick: "H-Hey, it's okay... It's okay, I'm still smiling buddy, I'll be okay... I just need a little... nap okay?"

The machine watches the light leave Patrick's eyes, and it glitches out heavily.

The Robot: "vital signs, gone, vital signs gone, owner dead? Patrick dead? no Patrick is right here, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, I'm Patrick, no Patrick is dead, no I'm Patrick, system... error, rebooting."

They see the entire event play out, the machine recalibrating and with a quick update, it's set in it's thought that, it's Patrick, and it sees skin as just 'clothes'

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They both are then are shot out before they see too much, but they do see the machine dig it's hands into Patrick's chest before they are back in the now pitch black stuido.

Aside from that one final light, with the machine suddenly missing, they walk up to the area the machine was.

Mr. WPNZ: "... so he was..."

"How could I have not noticed? he... He never was a per-"

Before WPNZ Could finish his thought he's suddenly Punched and Toomp grabs him and helps him stand back up.

Then they see it walking into the spotlight is Mr. Puzzles or rather, the machine that convinced itself it was him.

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Mr. Puzzles soon smiles as he opens up his arms widely and starts laughing loudly, his laughter get's louder, more intense, but as he laughs harder, blood could be seen leaking thru the slit thru the middle of his face.

And it's not too long before the face opens and he slowly starts crying, from just one of his eyes, his 'mouth' was dripping.

"My name is."

"My name is."

"My name is."

"My name is."

....

"Am I a monster?"

....

"Am I a monster?"

....

"Am I a monster?"

....

....

....

"Who Really Am I?"

The machine holds onto both sides of it's face and laughs as sparks comes out thru the blood stained face.

"I'M PATRICK GIGAWATTSON, I'M MR. PUZZLES, I'M HUMAN! YOUR NO FRIEND OF MINE, YOUR JUST MISTAKES, WORTHLESS MISTAKES, WORTHLESS CRIMINALS, I WON'T LET YOU TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME."

"I WON'T LET HER DIE!"

"I WON'T LET HER DIE!"

"I WON'T LET HER DIE AND LOSE HER LIKE GOD DAMN PATRICK!"

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But letting thoes words slip made him freeze, as the light above him turned off.

Leading to Mr. Puzzles proceeded to beat both Toomp and Mr. WPNZ within inches of their lives, before evicting them from the 'TV World'

And that's where Guns & Puzzles Continues as normal, for the most part, but in that moment, where Mr. WPNZ was about to kill Mr. Puzzles, he tells him

"your an emotionless freak of a machine, it's your fault Patrick is dead, you don't deserve any friends, you aren't a human, your a god damn freakshow! A cold unfeeling machine!"

the type of song I imagine 'Human' Puzzles would sing at some point during Calling all Villains, cause at that point he's embracing the whole villain thing, and since he thinks of himself as a souless machine, a song like this feels very fitting for him.

I would like you all to imagine this cover of daisy bell in particular when thinking about The 'Human' Puzzles Au.

Half the song, is Mr. Puzzles singing with his proper human voice, but as the song get's closer to the end, it becomes more robotic, and slowly distorts, as the human face on his body opens up, to reveal the robotic one, on it's knees, slowly crying/leaking a fluid.

(Differences) & Thoughts

I was talking with my friend @lamecartoonist and honestly, I think their are some differences on how Canon Mr. Puzzles vs 'Human' Puzzles are both personality wise and mental state.

'Human' Puzzles I like to think has a much more fragile mental state, due to everything that has happened to him.

Simon aka lame suggested he does think he'd be alot more insane, which is something I can agree with.

'Human' Puzzles instead of expressing his anger outwardly, is much better at hiding it, though when under high amounts of stress, he will start to spark and his screen will flicker.

Honestly I shall wait for 'calling all villains' to decide on what direction I want to take his character.

But I do think by the events of the series, he would defiantly have a relapse of some kind.

I do think 'Human' Puzzles is also alot more dangerous to his methods, so while I think Mr. Puzzles would have deep regrets after the fact, if he murdered someone, even if he 'meant' todo it.

I don't think 'Human' Puzzles would have such regrets, his emotions are simulated.

I think after the whole 'acceptance' of being a machine, he would try to act more like a cold calculated machine, he would stop trying to fully emulate being a person.

Thus creating a whole new problem for himself, where because he's not trying to be a human anymore, he's much more of a monster in the process.

Not realizing that the emotions and memories he had past his creators death, weren't just him faking, thoes were his real thoughts, he became his own person without even realizing it.

I think it's fully in character for him to have fixed one issue, only for a worse issue to become what controls his new actions.

But I'm not entirety sure! Where do you think 'Human' Puzzles should go?