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โA little warning would have been nice!โ
โYou almost shot me! Again!โ
โHide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!โ
โI saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.โ
โYouโll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.โ
โItโs all lies! Slander I say!โ
โSo after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.โ
โYou owe me. I mean really owe me.โ
โStop it, youโre being even more rude than usual.โ
โThe cold and I donโt mix.โ
โYou look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?โ
โI had sex behind the court house.โ
โPublic sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.โ
โThey hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.โ
โIf you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.โ
โYou have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.โ
โIf, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.โ
โI want to fall asleep while embraced.โ
โI once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.โ
โI will savor the day I can watch you fall.โ
โI will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.โ
โThere is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.โ
โYou can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what sheโs told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.โ
โGood deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.โ
โThat child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.โ
โI am the Queen/King & I demand respect.โ
โYou will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.โ
โGirls donโt want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.โ
โI want you to break me with your own hands.โ
โHave you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?โ
โWhy must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?โ
โIt is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didnโt find him a better man than you!โ
โ I have a little neck.โ
โYou make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!โ
โWill you not kiss your daughter?โ
โShe has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I donโt want her near me.โ
โHow DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?โ
โYou have such bony knees.โ
โQueens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.โ
โI will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!โ
โThe King has asked for me?โ
โEven in carnal matters?โ
โI shall not go the way of my sister!โ
โPower is as exciting as love, I discover.โ
โAnd who has more power than our dearest king/queen?โ
โTouch her, and Iโll have her sent from court.โ
โMind your tongue, or Iโll have you sent from court.โ
โโฆI think Iโm a good person. I think thereโs good in everyone.โ
โI see these kids Iโve known all my life and wonder: What happened?โ
โRemember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?โ
โCollege will be paradise.โ
โGrow up. Bulimiaโs so โ87.โ
โโฆBefore you answer: I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.โ
โFor a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.โ
โThey will say my child is the bastard, regardless of what you do.โ
โI care not who has the title โbastardโ when I am dead.โ
โYou are the QUEEN. A girl this time, a boy the next.โ
โChaos is great! chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!โ
โDonโt read it. Sheโs having extra-heavy flow and wanted some advice from my gyno.โ
โWhatโs your damage?โ
โSorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you โtil I break you.โ
โI think we broke my mattress.โ
โNo sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.โ
โIโm like oxygen. Iโm everywhere.โ
โThus ending her hangover. I say we go with Big Blue.โ
โShoulda thought of that before you killed me. Iโm gonna be coughing up drain cleaner for eternity.โโ
โWhy are you not dead? Why do you live? How do you live? Why do you not lie at the deepest hole of the sea, bloodless, and bloated, and at peace with honorable death?โ
โThere are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.โ
โI was hoping youโd rip my clothes off me, sport.โ
โI bet thereโs all kinds of interesting things in that locker. Maybe some โich lugeโ bulletsโฆ?โโ
โI hope sheโll be a fool โ thatโs the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.โ
โAnd I like large parties. Theyโre so intimate. At small parties there isnโt any privacy.โ
โYouโre worth the whole damn bunch put together.โ
โSurprise, surprise.โ
โIโm older, but hardly more wise.โ
โI have borne you a daughter, Your Majesty.โ
โYour Queen, I cannot be. Your mistress, I will not be.โ
โFor men love what they cannot have, and hate what they cannot control.โ
โIf I must die, then I will die boldly, as I have lived.โ
โBut stars come out at night.โ
โI am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his/her touch.โ
โScience without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.โ
โIs that how it is? You fuck me and go behind my back and pledge your love to another?โ
โCut the shrill voice alright? I can hardly hear myself think.โ
โIf you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.โ
โOkay, I get your angry, but you should know better than to antagonize them.โ
โTheyโre as far away as I could send them.โ
โAre we ruled by superstition?โ
โI do not fear the people.โ
โBUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?โ
โOn a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?โ
โIt is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.โ
โWhat good is that act, unless every person in this kingdom first swears an oath to you? To both of us?โ
โWelcome to the nerd lab.โ
โThe more important they think they are, the quicker they finish.โ
โStay silent, & perhaps they will spare you.โ
โWanna fight for me?โ
โHey, are you still alive?โ
โYou speak as though you have seen this yourself.โ
โYouโre late. You missed quite a show.โ
โSuch tragic lovers.โ
โI honestly donโt find that to be romantic. Itโs pathetic.โ
โLove? You think love will save you?โ
โOnly fools believe that soulmates exist.โ
โI donโt know why the hell you want to sit courtside, unless youโre THAT desperate for balls in your face.โ
โGather the sheets and burn them. They cannot find evidence of this.โ
โThe blood is in your hands, not mine.โ
โYou speak as though you are innocent in this.โ
โYou took their heart and destroyed it.โ
โDo you like killing? Do you like to watch the fear in their eyes as you bring your blade even closer to them?โ
โI do not fear death.โ
โIf you think for a moment, then youโll find it.โ
โI will not be meek or obedient.โ
โYou do not own me. I am not your property or anyone elseโs for that matter.โ
โAnd you think sleeping with someone who is married is going to add excitement to your life?โ
โThere are worst faiths.โ
โI would rather die than be locked in a cage.โ
โYou can take that pen and shove it up your ass.โ
โLet me see your face.โ
โMy computer is acting weirder than usual. Did you give it an energy drink or something?โ
โTV makes shit look so easy.โ
โI could try, but no promises.โ
โI just want to go home and shower.โ
โThat cat looks like he wants to murder us in our sleep.โ
โI think there are better things to do in this city other than gawk at the buildings.โ
โPut. those. cookies. down.โ
โOh shit, I made a booboo.โ
โBanana monkeys apple balls!โ
โWhat sort of insult is that? My cat can do a better job.โ
โI have my eye on you. And I mean one eye. The other one is keeping an eye on the other guy.โ
โYouโre quite defiant, arenโt you.โ
โHold your tongue, or I will cut it out myself.โ
โI shall go to my grave loving you. HATING YOU.โ
โThose who refuse will die.โ
โThis was supposed to be a surprise damn it.โ
โHigh or low, they will sign or they will die.โ
โI believe in choices, both good and bad.โ
โI didnโt fall off the horse. I held on for dear life as the horse dragged me along for a period of many years.โ
โFunny how things work out. You love me now, when I do not love you.โ
โI hate you. I hate your desire & MINE.โ
โCall it what you wish, but you and I both know itโs the truth.โ
โDonโt speak to me as if you know what I am suffering through. You know nothing.โ
โShut your eyes then.โ
โThat child saved your life.โ
โHey if you ever need some RELIEF, you know where to go.โ
โI am no whore, despite what you like to think.โ
โMac or PC, I donโt care.โ
โFind a legal way then.โ
โTheir blood is on your hands. Not mine.โ
โCanโt make a habit of this you know.โ
โCan I stay with you? I canโt be alone to my thoughts. The darkness will claim me again.โ
โYou swore you would protect me!โ
โWhat did you do, roll around in pig shit?โ
โIf they hurt me, then I will close my eyes.โ
โThere is nothing you can say that hasnโt already been said.โ
โMusic is important. There are so many advantages.โ
โI couldnโt sleep. Can I stay here?โ
โYou are my soul mate!โ
โI once tried to read that. I couldnโt get through the book.โ
โBURN ME THEN. Do you think I care now that you have taken everything from me?โ
โTo love? Or to spy?โ
โWhich witch is which?โ
โI signed up for a fun adventure in a creepy mansion. I didnโt sign up for demons trying to murder me.โ
โWhoโs your daddy now?โ
โIโll be good, I promise.โ
โDo you hate me so much you would do this?โ
โI loved you! I gave you my heart & you stepped on it.โ
โMy love for you surpasses everything.โ
โI am a fool, yes. But this fool loves you. Do you hear me? I love you.โ
โTake it from me as best you can, but there will come a time that you can no longer deny it.โ
โWill you give yourself to me?โ
โOnce, I think I could have loved you. But now, I think I can only despise you.โ
โMy heart cannot take this secrecy anymore. Why must I hide my feelings for you?โ
โI think that there are better ways to spend my time than to listen to their insults.โ
โChildren? Oh no, Iโ I donโt think I can even have children.โ
โImpossible things can be possible if you have enough hope.โ
โDid they touch you?โ
โI donโt think I can move.โ
โThe best time of year is when I can cuddle with you in front of the fire.โ
โMy heart belongs to one being and it is you.โ
โI need help. I cannot face this alone.โ
โYou ask far too much. Please, donโt make me do this.โ
โIโm sorry, but your child is dead.โ
โHow can you love a person like him/her?โ
โYou are not a monster. Stop thinking that you are!โ
โThere is nothing you could have done. Their life was forfeit the moment they left this place.โ
โY-You? What are you doing here?โ
โThe last dance you will ever have is with me.โ
โWe are two ships in the night.โ
โThe shadows grow darker.โ
โIt will not be long before the darkness consumes your heart.โ
โYou belong to me now.โ
โYou sold your soul to the devil & for what?โ
โRevenge will be mine.โ
โThe dogs will eat their fill of you and shit your remains onto the crags.โ
โOur Grand Rite now is done. Blood dimmed dawn now shall come. Powers of the moon and sun ignite. All flesh trembles at the sight. Thirteen souls fed to hungry earth opens the way for our dark lordโs birth.โ
โOh this ainโt right. This ainโt right. Any fool can feel that, even this fool.โ
โ I shall miss the dazzling wit of your conversation.โ
โThis is my vow. I will meet you here, before the moon goes above those trees. I swear it.โ
โYou know, my father said this was the land of second chances. This can be ours. All we have to do is walk away.โ
โLiving in here and not believing in witches is like living in London and not believing in fog. It is to deny what is right in front of you.โ
โLove is a two-faced coin and one is certainly betrayal.โ
โLove is not a lost cause. I will not betray the one true love of my life.โ
โIf. Such a small word with such immense consequence. For all of us.โ
โThe wine is from God. The drunkard is from the devil.โ
โI recognize the symptoms of your illness, and itโs not called marsh fever. Youโre with child.โ
โThis is a good day for him.โ
โIf you knew my father, youโd commend me for waiting this long.โ
โHow long may we enjoy your curative presence in town?โ
โThere was a reason for my marriage. Remind me of it.โ
โIs it murder to defend your motherโs honor?โ
โAnd if these times have made you clever, the coming months may thrust genius upon you.โ
โYou care so much for someone you hardly know.โ
โThat was the bravest thing Iโve ever seen, like a man sticking his head inside a lionโs jaw. I would gladly reward you for your bravery.โ
โAll things are permissible in our dreams.โ
โI believe trust needs to be earned.โ
โThe others bought and sold. We merely proved ourselves better at the game, but we draw the line at murder. Do we not?โ
โI do tend to win whatever battles I fight.โ
โYouโre not the only one who knows what it feels like to hold desires that come true only in dreams. But every morning we have a choice โ forget our dreams or live them.โ
โTrue malice like that which powers the Grand Rite ferments best in a loveless heart. I have looked into your heart and it is anything but loveless.โ
โAnd so the queen came to rule the king and all of his kingdom and thus became the Queen of the Night. And so she lived happily ever after.โ
โFor it was not by a kiss she might make a frog into a prince, but by a kiss that she make a king into a toad.โ
โThat night she felt one monster on top of her and another inside and she glimpsed what her soul was becoming and learned her first lesson as queen: be careful what you wish for.โ
โYou know the worst part about becoming a queen? You often have to marry a king.โ
โNot all queens start as princesses.โ
โYour eyes. So filled with want. The hard part is not getting what you want, child. The hard part is knowing what you want.โ
โI want to be just like you.โ
โSometimes in life we make choices. These choices in life they lead us to do things, terrible things and we donโt wish to, weโd do anything not to. Choice informs choice. They donโt resemble anything youโd have wanted or wish for. Tell me if it was like that. If it was a difficult choice. Please. Please. So that I may still believe in goodness.โ
โI murdered 20 men and I make no excuses for myself. Will you have me arrested?โ
โThe dead donโt lie.โ
โI am the only one that knows.โ
โThe next lie to cross your lips will be your last.โ
โYou would threaten me, your one true ally?โ
โSo you would buy me outright?โ
โI want it to stop. The torture, the torment, the sufferingโฆ or I will tell them. I will tell them all who and what you are.โ
โWe know that what we desire and what we must do to survive are often at odds.โ
โMy husbandโs affliction has robbed him of both reason and sense.โ
โWeโve lost control. Sheโs no longer ours.โ
โWhy? Because this is the fulfillment of all our dreams. Vengeance for centuries of oppression.โ
โI donโt think Iโve ever seen such a mixture of reason and bullshit in a man.โ
โThere was a time when I might have suckled more than a toad.โ
โAll the world shall be yours in return; all the world.โ
โYou asked who would do such a thing. The answer is many people.โ
โThe witch hunt has begun and we will be runninng the trials.โ
โHe/She has all the sweetness of an apple on a tree.โ
โThis dog will come back and bite.โ
โSave your thoughts. Say nothing.โ
โYou must cry for me, for I have no more tears.โ
โWhere is the murderer?โ
โBe careful, be very careful, or you might find yourself wearing peasant shoes.โ
โYou see Iโve lost everything in this town that I ever cared for. You however, you have everything left to lose. A sentiment that makes you vulnerable.โ
โDo not stare at him in public. It weakens you.โ
โThe only thing keeping me alive is the look on your face.โ
โAll things return, like every salty tear returns to the sea.โ
โThey will hunt and kill and drown in their very own blood till thereโs no one left standing.โ