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I need about $550, because I’m a type one diabetic, I am needing insulin and my other meds, food, blood work, bills all require money. I’m losing my insurance. I don’t know what to do. Please help me if you can.

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Inspired by this post: http://tardiswanted.tumblr.com/post/26679494624/how-to-make-a-peanut-butter-sandwich-by-the-losties

Carolina: 1. Dad orders you to make a peanut butter sandwich. 2. Make peanut butter sandwich. 3. Punch sandwich. 4. Stare at it moodily.

Tex: 1. Director orders you to make a peanut butter sandwich. 2. Make peanut butter sandwich. 3. Punch sandwich. 4. Add jelly to sandwich.

Carolina: 5. Try to add jelly and bananas to sandwich. 6. Fail miserably.

Maine: 1. Growl at sandwich ingredients intimidatingly. 2. Listen to the voices in your head that tell you that you should take other people’s sandwiches to make one big, AWESOME sandwich. 3. Kill other Freelancers and take their sandwiches.

Wash: 1. Get peanut butter and jelly mixed up. 2. Have a more competent teammate help you make the sandwich. 3. Eat the sandwich while still wearing your helmet. 4. Get peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.

North: 1. Receive sandwich ingredients from the Director. 2. Nurture the sandwich ingredients until they are capable of making sandwiches on their own.

South: 1. Watch North make sandwich. 2. Get jealous of North for having sandwich ingredients when you do not. 3. Put North in a position to be killed. 4. Let the Meta take North’s sandwich in exchange for your life.

York: 1. Try to make a peanut butter sandwich. 2. Fail repeatedly. 3. Tell everyone you are an expert at making sandwiches. 4. Everyone believes you.

CT: 1. Question whether you should be making peanut butter sandwiches. 2. Doubt. 3. Tell other people that Project Freelancer is making sandwiches. 4. Join up with them. 5. Get killed by a jar of peanut butter.

Director Church: 1. Tragically lose the perfect peanut butter sandwich. 2. Spend the rest of your life trying to make a sandwich identical to it. 3. Die alone.

Wyoming: 1. Make terrible knock-knock jokes about sandwiches. 2. Get peanut butter in your mustache. 3. Use it as mustache wax to great effect. 4. Twirl mustache.

Florida: 1. Make sandwiches in the background for two seasons. 2. Drive detail-oriented fans insane.

Georgia: 1. You don’t want to end up like Georgia. Or his sandwiches.

Utah: 1. Make sandwich. 2. Suffocate on sandwich.

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Zuko: okay guys can we have one nice dinner?

Sokka: yeah come on just try to get along, it’s a special occasion

Azula: fine

Katara: fine

Azula:

Katara:

Azula: so how’s your mom

Katara without missing a beat: how’s yours

Zuko:

Sokka:

Toph:

Suki:

Aang:

“He didn’t just marry Ginny; he married into the Weasley family. They’ve been his real family for so long that it’s a natural conclusion to his arc.”

Which, like, FUCK, but also conjures the frankly breathtaking mental image of Harry proposing the idea one night at dinner and the ensuing fistfight over which one of the Weasley kids gets to marry him.

Harry: haha so I was thinking about how weird marriage is earlier?? Like, if I married one of you I’d legally be part of the Weasley family by law???? How strange is that???

George, already conjuring a ring: Well all you had to do was ask, Harry

Percy, fighting in the only way he knows how: I can get us the best tax benefits

Charlie, also fighting in the only way he knows how but completely certain he’s going to win: 

Ron: nO ONE IS MARRYING MY BEST MATE

Harry was kidding at the beginning, but it ends with Ginny defeating George in an all out skirmish in the backyard and dramatically proposing to Harry as George stumbles around trying to undo like three jinxes at once, and the completely genuine “Yes” tumbles out of Harry’s mouth before he even has time to think about it.