I just cannot ever get some alone time in the shampoo and conditioner aisle like let me think !

yall think being gay is hard? try being an outed furry. try referring to ur hands as ur paws & try licking ur balls to bathe, see if u dont get called a freak or given dirty looks or even have the police called on u. u dont know what hard is lol

no gays or transes at pride pls this is a family event... for allies and corporations and cishet poly ppl seeking a third

i would enjoy it if you guys posted Some Images

no but also thank you

Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

things are never like other things all of creation is novel every time. by the way.

things are always like other things all of creation is self-similar every time. as an addition.

The fact that Israel and Australia are part of Eurovision I think actually says a lot about the whole conception of what a "european" is and how's it necessarily tied to a colonial relationship

i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets

oh butter FUCKS. this is so groovy!!

I'm going to pretend this isn't about bts and op just ate butter for the first time

the tweet that goes “y’all cant even boycott chik fil a” will always be right because here we are again, with eurovision, that palestinians have asked you to boycott with literally one of the contestants being a member of the IDF, and people can’t even not watch a singing competition for one year