Daenerys Targayen is better than you.

personally i love walking around target and dissociating

are you “i look worse with my glasses on” team or “i look worse without my glasses on” team?

I look fucking ugly all the time

i know i made this post but Mood

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

SCREAMING

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

my cutthroat kitchen sabotage idea: someone has to cook in a separate room that is full of seagulls

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.” The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

2015-2016 was a timeskip. 2017 starts where 2014 left off but with a much darker, more mature tone. Lots of character development.

i have an eyepatch now

@ all the spambots who r following me: thank you, u might be empty and artificial but so is the flimsy validation i gain from seeing my follower count rise

an american TREASURE.

you know the episode was good when the credits are silent and you’re left stunned at what you just witnessed