Don't Trust The Process

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

There’s a girl wearing a ‘Men have made a lot of bad art’ shirt to the Met. What a power move

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

you know what, i may have anxiety and depression and low self-esteem but at least i don’t have a foot fetish

The scene in Night at the Museum where Jedediah and Octavius are letting the air out of the tire and they’re screaming and it’s really intense and then it clips to a view of the truck and it’s silent and it does that 3-4 times and each time some of their men fly away is the greatest scene in cinematic history and nobody can argue me on that.

having dark eyebrows is a privilege