It's not a good idea, but it is a Great Idea

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

Bit more than a chance, mate.

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again