Correction, it's Blue Butthead!

That wasn’t– ugh, nevermind…..

(He just continues to grin)

You’re kind of a huge jerk, y’know.

I think you’re just a bitter, lonely old man who tells himself sex is what really matters because you can’t accept the fact that people don’t like you for your personality.

I disagree. It’s about the emotional connection man, without that, a relationship could never last, not matter how good the sex is.

Sorry to disappoint you kid, but the real world, isn’t like that. Wait five more years and you’ll realize your harsh reality. Me? It’s great reality. Sex is great.

Are you kidding me? Do you seriously think that a relationship needs sex to survive?

That’s is what the real world is all about, kid.

That was gold, a real good one.

That….. wasn’t a joke.

…..What?

That was gold, a real good one.

Teenager. Therefore horny.

…..That’s stupid. And inaccurate. Just ask my girlfriend.

Ted leans forward, “Mmmmmnope!”

     “You totally do. You know what sexting is, right? Well, it’s kind of like that, but the nerd equivalent through gaming or whatever.”

“Oh, yes, cybering, yes I know all about that, but where do the virtual babies come from?”

Am not.

Teenager. Therefore horny.

“This is the city, I am sure people have done worse things on the roof.” He scoots over slightly when she sits next to him. With his arms, he guards the box of donuts. 

“I’m sure… So why are you up here eating donuts, anyway?” She asked curiously, glancing over at the man.

“It’s real hard to eat donuts on the curb these days.”

“Sounds like a dream,” he snickers and springs up from his seat. “C’mon GL, let’s go make us some monitor duty snacks.”

“So what’s a Blue Beetle make for monitor duty snacks anyway?”

“I feast on the insides of my compatriots-- hah, kidding, I don’t do that. That’s gross. A triple decker sandwich with everything on it and a bag of chips.”

No, I haven’t. Do enlighten me.

It’s not my baby dance.

What? I’m from the 50’s, I don’t understand slang.

I’m standing by the fact you interpreted it that way.

You’re the horny teenager.