Fuck.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

If you’ve been personally victimized by a mutual (making you horny), please raise your hand 🙋‍♀️

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I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

Men need to be VOCAL. You need to moan and groan and tell your partner how amazing they feel!! 🗣