I'm a Smart Button

oh wrinkle-butt u so adorbs

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?

I love how there’s absolutely zero background music. People are just dancing to nothing. I love extras.

My boyfriend started a club where he would go to the library and help older people with their phones and tablets and the most baffling story he told me was that an old woman came in who didn’t know that charging phones was a thing so everytime her phone died she would just throw it out and buy a new one