i m a r i m a e

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

I FOUND IT

i want a best friend in a lover. no greater love story than that.

This is an important message.

I will never NOT reblog this.

THIS!!!!

THANK YOU. I NEEDED THIS

I keep telling young people I meet this. But maybe it’s because I look young myself that they don’t listen…