Sometimes I have an idea

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

*seductively flips leg hair* 

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

Cara’s on twitter asking for love now that she couldn’t handle what she was dishing out

having a gf is so ideal cuz u can just like ask for a hug and she’ll GIVE U ONE

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off